The first place Conor went to was the place with the donuts just to get a chocolate donut which cost 69 cents but Conor, the dumbass that he is, didn't and still doesn't know how to read so he saw 59 cents and the first thing he said was "Sinead can I have the euro I asked for?". Sinead replied with "I only have 60 cents" and Sinead gave him the 60 cents because she was poor yet generous.
Conor got the donut he wanted and got a paper bag to put it in and then grabbed a sticker to wrap it. Conor the stupid shit that he is, wrapped it like a dildo. Meanwhile, Sinead got a kind of chocolate thing but no one knows what the fuck it is except the fact that it tastes like the flavoured condom we learnt about in PSCD and she wrapped it in the correct way which made her less of a little shit.
"That's not how you wrap it!" Sinead said while she felt like she wanted to kill herself after seeing the way he wrapped it.
"Sinead wrapped it in the correct way" Asma exclaimed as the others were laughing their asses off at the decorated paper bag.
"No, this is how you do it" Conor argued, waving his bag around.
Grace wanted to kill herself the whole time while Oscar was in the corner saying nothing which makes him a no fun fuck. The group of immigrants were walking through the crowd of disgusting people speaking in malangsjjaanianese. Sinead ran to the freezer with nothing in it except cum/yogurt and she decided to open it and stick her big ass head inside it.
"What the fuck are you doing, you ugly twat?" Grace spat.
"Shut up I'm hot," Sinead said hotly.
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Sinead slammed the freezer closed and ran to the other freezer, the malaajjahauabkahstenese people were swearing at them in malalabahahahsbbjajannaanese because they would not get out the fucking way!!!
They decided to go to the random shit section and touch everything except themselves. Asma picked up some pens but Conor said "I'm not paying that." And she put down the pens. She picked up some frames and said "I need this for school."
But why would she need some frames if she won't have any degrees to frame them in?
Grace and Oscar were very embarrassed so they tried to stay away but the managaananeisjsjsjs people were so fat they got pushed into everyone. Better their friends than a random shrek supporter, eh?
They found some lovely carpets, but as soon as Conor picked one up, a long, brown cardboard tube popped out to say hello. Everyone laughed.
"The people who make those must have fun." Conor assumed, picturing himself shoving it up someone's ass.
"Imagine having that job, though!" Grace cringed as she followed the boys away from the girls. Fucking female misogynist. "Bet that's the job you want, Conor."
"No," Conor scoffed, before losing the last inch of his sane mind.
While the group of lidlers were running away Conor decided to look back and he got traumatized by what he saw, Sinead was wanking the cardboard tube and she was whacking it off the shelf.
He laughed nervously.
Conor found a turquoise thong. He said it would suite Oscar. He was very right. Then he picked up some sandals for their jolly old mate Richard.
He then decided to be a right chav and shove a Frozen neck pillow around his neck. He encouraged the others to put on fireman Sam ones.
Grace and Oscar were still embarrassed.
They all then went to pay because if they didn't then they'd be kicked out donutless and that isn't good.
In line, people were getting very pissed off but the kiddos kept being morons. There was a squared bin with cuddly toys in it and some looked like turds. Asma, Conor and Sinead the shit were messing around and making old majsjshhahahajanaese ladies flick their nails against the conveyor belt.
Grace and Oscar were still embarrassed.
Asma got very enthusiastic and pulled out a pair of shorts that someone's dad probably came in and then hung them on a sexy box. Conor put a toy which he called Oscar in the box and said it was his home.
