Irondad and Spiderson Oneshots

Avengers Group Chat

Chat #1

Tony added Peter

Thor: who is this Peter?

Peter: I'm Spider-Man, Mr.Thor

Tony: he's my kid

Tony: Peter! Can you not keep your identity a secret?

Thor: MAN OF SPIDERS!!

Peter: that's me :)

Thor: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!

Peter: What is it?

Thor: DO YOU ENJOY POP TARTS!!!!!??

Peter: yes

Thor: I like this kid

Chat #2

Tony: has anyone seen Peter?

Nat: no

Bruce: no

Steve: no

Scott: no

Sam: no

Clint: no

Loki: no

Thor: brother what do you mean? You took him to Asgard a few minutes ago.

Tony: Loki you son of a bitch

Steve: language.

Chat #3

Peter: dad can you pick me up please?

Peter: whoops wrong chat, sorry auntie Tasha

Nat: What is it Pete? Want me to pick you up?

Peter: no thanks, just got into a small fight

Nat: you call and broken rib and black eye a small fight?

Peter: how did you know?!

Nat: nothing you do happens without me knowing, baby spider

Peter: What did you do to Flash? Did you hurt him as bad as he did to me?

Nat: just a few broken ribs and a fractured wrist

Peter: thanks auntie Tasha

Nat: I'm gonna call Tony now. Bye-bye Petey