Spiderson Stories

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#1
Peter: *sneezes*
Clint: *from the air vents* bless you Peter
Peter: god?

#2
*Peter in first mission*
Tony: Peter, what's your status?
Peter: single.

#3
*sitting in living room with Tony and Nat*
Peter: I wish you could block people in real life..
Tony: restraining order
Nat: murder

#4
*Tony walks into penthouse living room, and found Peter eating Nutella from a fork, sitting on the kitchen counter*
Tony: what time is it?
Peter: i dunno. Pass me that saxophone and I'll find out
Peter: *blows saxophone loudly*
Happy: *rushing into living room* wHY THE HELL IS SOMEONE PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2am!?
Peter: it's 2am.

#5
Tony: Peter, come here, I need to talk to you...
Peter: oooooo someone's in trouble
Peter: it's me
Peter: i don't know why I did that.

#6
Gamora: this is a good plan, but Peter stays behind. He could get hurt.
Star-Lord: *smirking* Gamora, I didn't know you cared that much about me
Gamora: *ruffling Peter Parker's hair* hm? Did you say something?

#7
*Peter, coming home 11 minutes past curfew*
Peter: Mr.Stark! I'm home!
Tony: *spins around from chair in a dramatic Dad position* Hi Peter, I'm dISaPPOINTED

#8
*at Disneyland, on the teacups ride*
Tony and t'challa: *spinning a little and talking*
Peter and Shuri: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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I watched Spider-Man: Far From Home twice already, and it was totally worth it. 💕👌

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