Irondad and Spiderson Oneshots

Spiderson Stories || Part Two

#1
[in a briefing]
Steve: Clint?
Clint: *snores* oh sorry, I fell asleep
Peter: wHile I wAs wAiting oN yOu tO maKe mE a sAndwich!
Avengers:
Peter:
Avengers:
Scott: go back to sleep, and starve
Avengers:
Peter:
Scott: What? I have kids... I like vines

#2
Peter: Hey Mr.Stark, I can't find my phone
Tony: Okay, let me call you
*phone rings* you're my dad! (you're my dad!) BoOgIe woOgIe woOgIe!
Peter:
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: ...?

#3
*Peter watching Thor eating many packets of pop tarts*
Peter: Thor that will kill you of too much sugar
Thor: *a 1500 year old who loves vines* uh, yeah, I sure hope it does
Peter: ahah
Peter:
Peter: *realized*  wAit, nO

#4
Peter: Mr.Stark, it's father day
Peter: I got you flowers
Peter:
Peter: *leaves then on Tony's grave*
Peter: i love you

#5
(I know this isn't irondad & spiderson, but I just thought this was funny)
Rihanna (the singer): We found love in a hopeless place
Steve: We found Steve in a frozen place
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki's face
Thor:
Thor: and then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so..

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