Irondad and Spiderson Oneshots

Happy and Peter bonding

Bonding time #1
Peter: IFFFFF

Happy: no

Peter: you'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT

Happy: stop

Peter: CLAP YOUR HANDS

Happy: ...

Peter: :D

Happy: *sigh*

Happy: *clap clap*

Bonding time #2
*Peter enters the car after school*
Happy: good afternoon Pete, tell me a little about your day.

Peter: today was awesome! First period was chemistry, and I aced my test! I got everything right!! Even better, Flash didn't go to school today! During lunch, it was taco Tuesday! The period after lunch, I felt a bit sick because I think I had too much hot sauce-

Happy: i saID A LITTLE BIT PETER!

Peter: ...

Happy: sorry.

Bonding time #3
*peter is four*
Tony: Pete, go play with Happy

Peter: Okay! *runs over to Happy* Hey, Happy?

Happy: ?

Peter: I'm hungry. Can we get cheeseburgers?

Happy: like father, like son :)