Irondad and Spiderson Oneshots

Bathroom incident

Requested by @iamKhrfan123  :))
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5 year old Peter Stark was playing around in the park with his parents Tony and Pepper Stark. "Woah, won't you look at the time! We better get home!" Tony exclaimed. Tony took his son by the waist and swung him playfully. "I'll go get Happy." Pepper giggled.

Once they arrived home, Peter busted into the bathroom in his parents room. After he went potty, Peter climbed to his stool to reach the large marble sink and washed his tiny five year old hands. As Peter slowly walked down the stool, he slipped. "Ow!That hurts!" He yelled. What he didn't realize, he accidentally opened the cabinet and everything fell on the hard bathroom floor. As Peter was cleaning the mess, he found a brown box. Although, he was a curious child, he opened the box. Peter was unsure of what they were. He picked one up and placed it in his palm.

Tony, Pepper and the rest of the Avengers were all right outside of the bathroom, door wide open, mouths open as well. "Mommy? Daddy? What is this?" Peter showed the rubber packaging in his palm. "Uh- it's- it's- to help- people." Tony stammered. "Ahaha! You guys use condoms!" Clint yelled. "Barton!" Pepper slapped his across his arm.

Moments pass as Tony tried to convince his son it was just something old people use. Meanwhile, Pepper was in an uncomfortable situation with the Avengers.