the fosters X billie eilish

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"No dude, I have way more big dick energy then you!" I exclaimed to Ethan, grabbing people's attention that walked passed us.

"You don't even have a fucking dick!" Ethan laughed as he slammed his locker shut, as more people glared at us.

"B- that's not what it's about. Big dick energy is more of like, a vibe you give off." I explained to Ethan.

"Dude, I will show you my dick right now.." Ethan said as he reached to unbutton his pants in the middle of the school hallway.

"Oh my god, No! Don't show me your fucking dick!" I burst out laughing, immediately swatting his hand.

"Do I even wanna know?" Billie joined us with a scared expression on her face.

Ethan and I burst out laughing.

"Okay Billie, serious question. You have to be 100% honest." I looked up at Billie and explained.

"Do I have bigger dick energy than Ethan?" I asked as we both waited for Billie to answer.

She thought about it for a minute before saying, "Yup."

"Ha! I fucking told you!" I laughed as I high fived Billie, until Mariana came to me.

"Hey, so since moms are going to a hotel spa for the night, Brandon's throwing a party, so spread the word." Mariana informed while giggling with excitement and rushing away.

I looked at her weirdly, furrowing my eyebrows. Uh, okay?

"Party at my place?" I asked Billie and Ethan, who immediately agreed.

"Can I sleepover, though? I don't have a ride home." Billie asked.

"Duh." I said looking up at her and hooking our arms together.

We continued walking down the hall as Ethan whined about getting bigger dick energy. Fuckin weirdo.

"Alex! Hey!" I heard someone yell from behind me.

"Hey Callie." I smiled up at her, I'm just happy we worked through the situation with Wyatt.

"Mariana's telling everyone we have a party! We gotta stop her, moms will literally kill us." She said, sounding very frustrated.

"Dang. Okay, just breathe. We can fix this, we just gotta talk to her." I said as I ran my hand through my hair.

-

"Fine, but if you get caught it's all on you, okay? Jude, Alex, and I are gonna follow the rules." Callie said to Brandon about the party.

We were finally home and the news about the party spread way faster then we thought.

"Uh, actually I was kinda hoping t-"

"You're gonna party too, aren't you?" Callie predicted looking straight at me.

I just flashed her a big toothy grin in response, causing Billie to let out a laugh.

"Ofcourse... So it's just Jude and I." Callie said sounding frustrated as she left to the kitchen.

Billie grabbed my hand and dragged me up to my room to get ready for the party.

-

Billie was completely ready for the party, but I was still figuring out what to wear.

"Dude, Mariana's clothes are just not working out for me." I pouted as I returned from Mariana's bedroom. I fell on my bed in defeat.

"Bro, I got an idea. Put this on, but like unbutton it a lil and tuck it into your shorts." Billie said.