𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 ✧ 𝙜𝙖𝙬𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣

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memesatknight: I'm super nice.
memesatknight: the nicest™

sunshinesupport: I dont doubt it:)

memesatknight: huh, obviously you dont know me well

sunshinesupport: no shit lol
sunshinesupport: but sure, we can change that.
sunshinesupport: tell me stuff about yourself:)

memesatknight: okay uh
memesatknight: I'm awsten, my surname is knight and that makes me /very/ brave by default
memesatknight: I live in California (but I originate from yeehaw cowboy land), I have a cat, I'm 6' tall and cursed memes are my weed

sunshinesupport: you're 6 foot what the f u ck

memesatknight: that's normal height for a 19 year old 😤

sunshinesupport: woah you're 19?
sunshinesupport: pEdOpHiLe 🥵

memesatknight: I'm GoNnA kIdNaP yOu In My VaN 😩🚐🚐

sunshinesupport: yes daddy 😩 run me the fuck over with it🥵💀😩

memesatknight: I'm actually speechless this is so rare
memesatknight: I expected you to have blocked me by now bc you seem like such a softie

sunshinesupport: I'm the softest bitch on the court but my humour is fucked

memesatknight: wow same love that
memesatknight: anyway, tell me about yourself now 😤😤

sunshinesupport: okay okay um
sunshinesupport: my name's Geoff,,

memesatknight: I'm so tempted to make a reference to a cringe meme that died 7 billion years ago but I wont because i like talking to you

sunshinesupport: you best not or your ass is getting blocked

memesatknight:

sunshinesupport:

memesatknight: I love you already lets get married

sunshinesupport: consider it done 💍💍

memesatknight: okay hubby now tell me more about yourself bcs I already exposed my factz
memesatknight: factz with a z because I'm cool 😎

sunshinesupport: /so/ cool.
sunshinesupport: ice could never ❄❄

memesatknight: I hate you.

sunshinesupport: our marriage didnt last 😭😭😭
sunshinesupport: I knew I shouldn't have married this young

memesatknight: but our love is so strong

sunshinesupport: this is so weird omg

memesatknight: I love it
memesatknight: but fr tell me shit

sunshinesupport: right so
sunshinesupport: I'm from England, I play guitar, I like helping people, I have a duckling named ghoul who is baby as fuck and I'm 5'6

memesatknight: YOURE SO SHORT OMF YOURE BABY

sunshinesupport: NO STFU

memesatknight: ARE YOU LIKE 13?

sunshinesupport: NO IM 16 BITCHASS

memesatknight: woah am I classified as a pedophile then

sunshinesupport: 🥵

memesatknight: BUT STILL OH MY GOD YOURE SO SHORT THATS ADORABLE

sunshinesupport: fear me

memesatknight: kinda impossible when you're a short lil baby, have a duckling and run an Instagram account where you help people when they're feeling down and call them cute shit like angel

sunshinesupport: 😤😤😤😤😤