Throw 'em in the deep end

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Obi-Wan: Okay, well, remember, the best way to teach somebody something is to throw 'em in the deep end. That's how I taught you how to swim.

Anakin: That was... I'm still mad about that.

Obi-Wan: You can swim now, can't you?

Anakin: Yeah...

Obi-Wan: Then I taught you something!

-Timeskip brought to you by Fives almost crashing a ship-

Rex, clinging for dear life to a rock: GENERAL I AM NOT LETTING YOU THROW ME DOWN THERE

Anakin: Rex, you gotta learn how to free-fall at some point!

Rex: I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO

Anakin: This calls for desperate measures.... Ahsoka!

Ahsoka: Yeah, Skyguy?

Anakin, winking at Ahsoka: Give ol' Rex here a little nudge in the right direction, if you know what I mean.

Ahsoka, smirking: With pleasure... *uses the force to pick up Rex and goes to throw him over the cliff's edge*

Rex: WAIT NO, LET ME GO! LET ME G-AHHHHHHHHH

Ahsoka, watching Rex fall: You gave him a parachute, right?

Anakin: A parachute? Psh, nah... He'll be fine.

Ahsoka: ...

Anakin: Okay, I might've forgotten for a split second that Rex doesn't have the force. GO GET THE SHIP

-Another timeskip brought to you by Cody annoying Obi-Wan-

Anakin: No hard feelings, right Rex?

Rex, laying on a medical table with a broken leg, a broken arm, and a few broken ribs: I'm gonna kill you, Skywalker...

Kix: I highly advise you to run once the Captain is back on his feet, he always means what he says.

Anakin: Yeah.... I'll do that right now.. *takes off while he still can*

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