Obi-Wan: Okay, well, remember, the best way to teach somebody something is to throw 'em in the deep end. That's how I taught you how to swim.
Anakin: That was... I'm still mad about that.
Obi-Wan: You can swim now, can't you?
Anakin: Yeah...
Obi-Wan: Then I taught you something!
-Timeskip brought to you by Fives almost crashing a ship-
Rex, clinging for dear life to a rock: GENERAL I AM NOT LETTING YOU THROW ME DOWN THERE
Anakin: Rex, you gotta learn how to free-fall at some point!
Rex: I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO
Anakin: This calls for desperate measures.... Ahsoka!
Ahsoka: Yeah, Skyguy?
Anakin, winking at Ahsoka: Give ol' Rex here a little nudge in the right direction, if you know what I mean.
Ahsoka, smirking: With pleasure... *uses the force to pick up Rex and goes to throw him over the cliff's edge*
Rex: WAIT NO, LET ME GO! LET ME G-AHHHHHHHHH
Ahsoka, watching Rex fall: You gave him a parachute, right?
Anakin: A parachute? Psh, nah... He'll be fine.
Ahsoka: ...
Anakin: Okay, I might've forgotten for a split second that Rex doesn't have the force. GO GET THE SHIP
-Another timeskip brought to you by Cody annoying Obi-Wan-
Anakin: No hard feelings, right Rex?
Rex, laying on a medical table with a broken leg, a broken arm, and a few broken ribs: I'm gonna kill you, Skywalker...
Kix: I highly advise you to run once the Captain is back on his feet, he always means what he says.
Anakin: Yeah.... I'll do that right now.. *takes off while he still can*
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We're Family
SonstigesWe're not just Clones, we're family. Scenarios that have to do with the huge freakin' family of clones that call each other brother. Including the Jedi too cause they're family as well. Basically everything Star Wars Highest ranks: #1 kix, #6 rex...