Obi-Wan: Has anyone seen Rex and Cody?
Fives: No, sir.
Hardcase: Nope.
Kix, sighing heavily: Yes, General.
Fives: Kix! We had an agreement!
Hardcase: Great, he's gonna throw us under the speeder...
Kix, grinning: I saw them yesterday, does that count?
Obi-Wan: *face palms*
-Timeskip brought to you by drunken clones singing horribly-
Anakin: Hey Snips! Can you get something from the storage closet for me?
Ahsoka: Sure, Skyguy.
Ahsoka: *opens the storage closet, Cody and Rex both fall out drunk as hell and mumbling random gibberish* Umm.... Master... remember how Obi-Wan was looking for Rex and Cody earlier?
Anakin: Yeah, Why?
Ahsoka: Well... I just found them and they're both drunk.....
Rex: Hey Cody.... ya think I could grow wings and fly one day? *hic*
Cody: Sure..... just don't forget to *hic* tell Obi-Wan before you leave....
Anakin: Just shove them back in there, they'll sober up eventually.
Ahsoka: Okay.... but if you get in trouble for this, I'm not taking the blame. *hauls both Rex and Cody back into the closet and closes the door*
-Another timeskip brought to you by more drunken clone antics-
Obi-Wan: Rex, Cody.... why were you two drunk in a closet? Were you two.....
Rex, going red in the face: Of course not, General! We would never do such a thing!
Cody, equally red in the face: W-We had no idea what was going on, sir! Someone must've spiked our drinks and made us drunk!
Hardcase and Fives: *snickering in the background and high-fiving* Got 'em...
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We're Family
DiversosWe're not just Clones, we're family. Scenarios that have to do with the huge freakin' family of clones that call each other brother. Including the Jedi too cause they're family as well. Basically everything Star Wars Highest ranks: #1 kix, #6 rex...
