Anakin: Rex, can you keep a secret?
Rex: [opens his mouth to answer, looking uncertain]
Anakin: [cuts him off] Great! Look, here's the thing. I kinda fell in love with Padmé. Yeah, that Padmé, the Nabooan senator. So, kinda crazy, right?
Rex: [wide-eyed and shocked] S-Sir, that's—
Anakin: [cuts him off again] Anyways... So we got married in secret. No one knows about it, not even Obi-Wan. Which is why you can't tell anyone about it. I need to check on her sometimes, make a holocall, and I need you to stand guard so that Obi-Wan doesn't catch me talking to her, okay?
Rex: [stammering] W-Well I suppose I—
Anakin: And I absolutely HAVE to check in on her on occasion because, well you see, one thing led to another and she's actually pregnant and I'm the father.
Rex: [unintelligible high-pitched whimper] sIR?
Anakin: [sighs deeply and pats Rex's shoulder] Glad to know I can count on you, Rex.
Rex:
Rex:
Rex: [shoves his helmet over his head]
Rex: [SCREAMS]
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We're Family
RandomWe're not just Clones, we're family. Scenarios that have to do with the huge freakin' family of clones that call each other brother. Including the Jedi too cause they're family as well. Basically everything Star Wars Highest ranks: #1 kix, #6 rex...
