Does Anyone Know What's Happening?

Let's Go With That

Iida - Sonic
Uraraka - Closet Dweller
Midoriya - Satan
Bakugou - Splody
Tokoyami - Shadow
Kaminari - Pika's Pea
Ashido - Meana Gina
Kirishima - Knuckles
Todoroki - Medicine
Shinso - Yo Boyo
Jiro - Music Boi
Ojiro - Tails
Hagakure - —
Koda - Fluffle
Sato - SugarDaddy
Shoji - 4Ares
Yoayurozu - Closet Dweller 2
Sero - GetTaped
Asui - Tad
Aouyama - Twinklelele
Yamada - Drunk
Tensei - Sober
Midnight - Dead
All Might - Oi Boyo
Monama - QueenRO
Naomasa - DetectivePikachu
Aizawa - What the fuck
Hakamata - Genie

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Shadow: Whyyy do I wake up so earlyyy

Genie: Yo wassup I'm on patrol and technically not meant to be on my phone

Shadow: Omg XD

Genie: If you thought your teachers were bad, I'm 35 and I'm exactly the same if not worse

Shadow: Are all pros secretly meme-ing fuckers?

Genie: Yes. Some of us are just fuckers tho. Like Mt. Lady. Fuckin' slut-

Shadow: Whoa

Genie: I'm joking she's not that bad

Genie: Oh! Wanna know who fucked all of their friends in high school?

Shadow: Sure

Genie: Aizawa

Shadow: ...HE FUCKED ALL MIGHT?!

Genie: Yup. And the Wild wild pussycats but is that really a surprise?

Shadow: Even Tiger?

Genie: Yeah

Shadow: How do you know that?

Genie: If you don't believe me ask Midnight and Hizashi

Shadow: @.Dead @.Drunk ????

Dead: He did. Best night of my life ;)

Oi Boyo: He did not fuck me. I was the one doing the fucking that night. Oh. Btw this wasn't that long ago. Maybe six years

Dead: ...

Drunk: ...He was my fucking boyfriend thirteen years ago.

Oi Boyo: ...

*Oi Boyo left the chat*

Satan: Wait. What?

Drunk: I'm gonna go kill him brb

*Dead added 'Oi Boyo' to 'I AM CONFUSION'*

What the fuck:  ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ I'm sorry Zashi

Drunk: Shouta.

What the fuck: In my defence I was drunk

Drunk: Toshinori can't get drunk.

What the fuck: He could six years ago

What the fuck: Please don't hurt me Zashi

*Drunk deleted 1 message*

Drunk: It's too early. Go to sleep Shouta.

DetectivePikachu: You're supposed to be the one person who doesn't make him sad wtf?!