Isn't That Illegal All Might?

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Iida - Sonic
Uraraka - Closet Dweller
Midoriya - Satan

Bakugou - Splody
Tokoyami - Shadow
Kaminari - Pika's Pea
Ashido - Meana Gina
Kirishima - Knuckles
Todoroki - Medicine
Shinso - Yo Boyo
Jiro - Music Boi
Ojiro - Tails
Hagakure - —
Koda - Fluffle
Sato - SugarDaddy
Shoji - 4Ares
Yoayurozu - Closet Dweller 2
Sero - GetTaped
Asui - Tad
Aouyama - Twinklelele
Yamada - Drunk
Tensei - Sober
Midnight - Dead
All Might - Oi Boyo
Monama - QueenRO
Naomasa - DetectivePikachu
Aizawa - What the fuck
Hakamata - Genie

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00:56 AM

Satan: Guys help im really scared

Closet Dweller: Why???

Satan: Theres a freaking moth in my room. It landed on my lamp shade. Help

Closet Dweller: Uhhhh... @.Oi Boyo!! Help!

Oi Boyo: run. Run for your life. Go to someone elses room

Sonic: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?! Moths can't hurt you!

Satan: Yes they can. If they're in your room and youre on your phone it will fly into your face

Sonic: Oh my god.

Satan: I'm going downstairs to Mr Aizawa's room. It makes me feel safe

Shadow: @.Music Boi why don't you go too?

Music Boi: ...

Music Boi: Thta's a good idea

Satan: Yay! Company!

Twinklelele: I hope it makes you feel better~

Medicine: Hey Izuku I'm gonna kill the moth for you

Satan: Aw! Thanks!

Oi Boyo: Pureness

Fluffle: (◕w◕)

Oi Boyo: Daw!

4Ares:

Fluffle: (//////)

Satan: Shouldn't you guys be asleep?

4Ares: What is sleep?

Satan: Oh. Nvm then

Oi Boyo: Give me a moment. Can I...?

*Oi Boyo added 'What the fuck' to 'I AM CONFUSION'*

What the fuck: Toshi

Oi Boyo: Shouta

What the fuck: What do you want?

Oi Boyo: Really, I want to know what the heck is going on. But I just want you to be in the chat!

What the fuck: Why?

Oi Boyo: Because the kids are worried

What the fuck: So? They shouldn't be

Oi Boyo: Shouta!

What the fuck: What?

Oi Boyo: Four of them are your children! All of these kids are worrying about you!

What the fuck: They need to grow up then.

Music Boi: WE ARE GROWING UP. WE ARE KIDS

*What the fuck left the chat*

4Ares: I'd like to say that that's clearly something he wouldn't do

Satan: Off topic but I just became freakishly aware that Earth is tiny

Fluffle: (ㆀ˘・з・˘) why the heck would sensei say that???

4Ares: I don't know

DetectivePikachu: IT'S NEARLY ONE IN THE MORNING @.WHAT THE FUCK

DetectivePikachu: HE'S NOT EVEN IN THE CHAT WHY DID THAT HAPPEN!?!

Oi Boyo: Calm down Naomasa

Satan: Meanwhile, me and Kyoka are just chillin' in Mr Aizawa's bed

Oi Boyo: Omigod you are strange young Midoriya

Satan:(^v^)that's me! A little weirdo!

Oi Boyo: Aw! Young Midoriya!

Oi Boyo: Iwanttoadoptthischild.IfAizawacanwhycan'tI

Satan: (//∇//)

DetectivePikachu: Ask his mom? Aizawa had to get permission from his kids' actual parents

Oi Boyo: Yeah but his mother's really protective of him

Dead: You can always illegally adopt him

Oi Boyo: I could.

Oi Boyo: I might.

*Oi Boyo deleted 2 messages*

Oi Boyo: Surprisingly, I'm not allowed to do illegal things.

Oi Boyo: Fuck Buttons

Satan: What are fuck buttons?

Oi Boyo: It's better than... I-I don't know

Knuckles: If you press a fuck button you fuck

Satan: All Might. Why are you saying fuck buttons to children?

Oi Boyo: That's not what I- Damnit waht have I done?

Satan: I have one thing to say.

Knuckles: We got 'em

Satan: FBI OPEN UP!

Closet Dweller: Yeah that's bad

Satan: All Might we are joking btw

Oi Boyo: I know.

Closet Dweller: 'I know but I still feel attacked' yeah?

Oi Boyo: No!

Satan: *Yes

Oi Boyo: You just can't win in an argument with kids can you?

Closet Dweller: You can't win an argument with Satan and a closet dweller

Oi Boyo: God damn it.

Oi Boyo: It's really late. Go to sleep

Satan: I'm just happily snuggled up in Mr Aizawa's bed with Kyoka

Medicine: *I'm just happily cheating on my boyfriend with his sister in his father's bed

Medicine: I'm joking

Satan: That seems like a story arc in a soap opera or romance anime

Medicine: Oh my god it does XD

Dead: KIDS. Go the FUCK to sleep

Satan: Okay... T^T

Medicine: Kay... Not tired tho so it might be hard for m to do


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