Tales of Rick Sanchez (Rick x reader Oneshots)

Shenanigans

( 744 words)

Your POV 

Running I dove behind the couch as there was an angry old guy after me. "Help! There's an elderly man after me!" 

"Elderly? I can still kick your ass!" 

Giggling loudly I ran outside as he followed. Stopping to catch my breath I turned to see that he was still on my trail. Running again I ran around the house and into the back yard. Stopping as I was on one side of the patio table and he was on the other, we both were panting heavily. 

"When I catch you I swear, I'll-" 

"You'll what? Hit me? Kick me? Make me wish I wasn't born? Do I have news for you sweetheart, I already wish I wasn't born" I said as I sat down at the table to catch my breath. He sat across from me before he put his head on one arm as he looked at me. 

Raising a brow I tilted my head before he shook his. "Let's go inside, it's getting cold" he said before we stood and walked through the sliding door. I went to walk through the doorway to get to the living room when I tripped over something. Rick laughed at me as he stepped over a trip wire. Picking it up he looked at me before he put it in his pocket. 

"Don't mess with Rick Fucking Sanchez" 

He went to step over me before I grabbed his foot and tripped him. Laughing I stood up before Beth turned the corner, keys and purse in hand. 

"Alright you two, I have to go to the store. Don't destroy the house with your shenanigans" 

Waving gently I looked at Rick before i helped him up. Smiling a little as he stood I looked up at him. "I'm going to shower" I said and he nodded gently. 

Going to sit on the couch he turned the TV on before he put his feet on the coffee table. Getting things together for a shower I grabbed some white hair dye before I went into the bathroom, during my shower I opened the lid to Rick's shampoo bottle and put the white dye into it. Making sure it was stirred thoroughly I put it back on the shelf and finished my shower. 

Smirking I got out of the shower as I dried off and got dressed. Leaving the bathroom I went downstairs and sat next to Rick on the couch. He glanced over at me before he turned his attention back to the TV. 

"Can you go grab something out of the garage for me?" 

Looking over to him I nodded gently. "Where is it?" 

"In the drawer that's next to the washer, it's just a crystal" 

Nodding I went into the garage and opened the drawer with a broom to make sure that nothing would jump out in my face. Stepping over to the drawer I screamed and jumped ten feet from it. "Rick!" 

Hearing laughing as he got closer to the garage I glared at him. "You asshole! Why did you put a spider in here?" 

"Relax It's only a tarantula, you know they don't attack anything bigger than them" he picked it up out of the drawer as he held it in his hands. Stepping over I got a closer look at the spider. Picking it up I looked at it before I put it in a small container. "Take it back to whatever store you got it from." I said and he nodded gently. 

Looking at me after he stopped laughing he sighed. "I'm gonna shower" he said before he went inside. Going to the kitchen I went to get dinner going and before I knew it I heard yelling and stomping down the stairs. Turning the corner I saw a white haired Rick. Busting out laughing as he glared at me he growled. 

"This isn't funny!" 

"You look like Doc Brown!" 

Leaning on the counter as I laughed I covered my mouth as I tried to stop laughing. Shaking his head at me he walked over to me and growled again. Grabbing me he pulled me closer to him and stared at me. I calmed down enough to actually talk as I looked at him. 

"It looks good" I said and he rolled his eyes. 

"Just wait until I get you back for this." He let me go and went back to the couch. 

"You can't top that, Sanchez"