My Sunset

Steve Buscemi x Danny Devito

Danny's POV

Steve and I've decided to quit our jobs as sleep paralysis demons. I love him so much, but our superiors refuse to let us be together and Steve was the one for me. I just knew he was the one.

We both walked hand in hand down a long, narrow hallway. There was only one light down the whole hall. It flickered and buzzed creating a soft tint of light for us to at least see where we were going. My hands shook nervously as we continued walking forward. Steve stop and grabbed my shoulders. I avoided eye contact with him.

"Hey, look at me. Look at me Danny." Steve stared at me with his big blue eyes. Mine filled with tears.

"What if- w-what if." I cried and Steve guided my head to his shoulder.

"We'll be ok Danny. I promise. We'll be ok." He stroked my hair gently and kissed the top of my head. He extended his hand to take mine and I accepted it. I sighed and wiped my tears away.

"Let's go babe." Steve nodded at me and we walked towards big, black door labeled 'Boss Man'. I stopped in front of the door. Steve reached out to turn the doorknob and I smacked it down.

"What the hell are you doing? Jesus Christ Steve you gotta knock." I yelled. Steve threw his hands up and stepped away. I lightly knocked on the door. A voice answered back telling us to come in. We'd never met our boss face to face before. No sleep paralysis demons ever had. We walked in and saw everything in the room was black. Black carpet, black wallpaper, black curtains, black shelves, even black notebook paper. Behind the black desk there was a large black chair. We could see the back of the chair only. It slowly turned and revealed our boss's face.

"Keanu Reeves?" Steve and I yelled shocked in unison. Our boss laughed. He was wearing all black to match his room. I'm 90% sure he was wearing eye liner too.

"Steve Vincent Buscemi and Daniel Michael Devito Jr, how can I be of assistance?" Keanu smiler at us both. There was another knock at the door and none other than Jeff Goldblum walked in. He wore all black too. He carried a silver tray with three Capri Suns on it. He offered one to Steve and I which we took gratefully. Keanu sipped his Capri Sun and waited for us to tell him why we were here. Jeff giggled an odd little laugh and left the room.

"Mr. Reeves,"

"Keanu."

"Keanu, Steve and I are here to ask you if uh, we could quit our jobs as sleep paralysis demons. See, when I was just 16 years old I was assigned to a new partner after Bob Ross quit. That new partner was Steve and I just, fell completely and utterly in love with him sir." I explained.

"We're in love Keanu. Our love is forbidden if we continue our lives as sleep paralysis demons. I need him sir. I love him." Steve said. Keanu nodded.

"So you, want me to find two new sleep paralysis demons so you two can just live a happy little life together? That's what you're asking me ?" Keanu asked. Steve and I nodded.

"Yes sir." I whispered anxiously.

"Well of course you can quit. I'm just disappointed you didn't ask me sooner kids. I'll find two new sleep paralysis demons right away. Maybe Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles? Chris Evans and Rdj? Who knows? Anyhoo, I hope you too gentlemen live a fine life together." Keanu led us both to the door and we left.

"Oh Steve. It worked. We can be together." I said happily. Steve embraced me into a hug and kissed me.

"Let's go home." Steve said.

We don't have a home dumb dumb." I poked him in the ribs. Steve snapped and suddenly we were in front of a small blue house. A cottage. It was beautiful and in the middle of nowhere.

"Welcome home Danny my love." Steve wrapped his arms around my waist and held me tight.