Okay, I've literally got so many dares for you two. *struggles to hold a huge box filled with paper*
OH, GONDOR, PLEASE, NO!!!
IT'S THE DEADLY BOX!!!
What, this? No, Estella just asked me to give you all this homework. *throws box at them*
OWW! MY TOE!
*facepalm*
*takes paper out of pocket* Let the fun begin...
*gulp*
This one is from PurpleBandana: "Merry has to eat whatever food Tarwa picks with his feet"--
*groan*
--"and Pippin has to use the same food as shampoo."
Not my beautiful hair!
The food I chose is ... ÉOWYN'S STEW!!!
Huh?
Noooooo!
What's that?
Éowyn's cooking is TERRIBLE!!!!
How terrible?
*puts the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition scene in media section*
Readers: *watching it* EWWWWW...
If Aragorn can't stand it, then I will die! *starts running away*
NUP. *grabs him by the ear* ÉOWYN!!!
Éowyn: *pops out of magic portal* Yes?
Merry and Pippin said that they absolutely love your stew!
Éowyn: Ooh! Well, lucky for them I just made some! *brings out huge pot of stew*
*nearly throws up*
Éowyn: Would you like some too, Tarwa?
Oh NO!
Éowyn: Oh ... uhh...
Uhh ... no, thank you. I just had a big breakfast. *smiles innocently*
Éowyn: Alright then, enjoy! *hops into portal*
HEHEHEHEHE! 😈
*gulp* Tarwaaaaa...
*plops stew on Pippin's head* Into the shower you go!
*groans and walks into bathroom* *slams door loudly*
*turns to Merry with an evil grin*
Tar--
GO.
*sighs and tries to eat stew with his feet* *spits it out* UGH! THAT TASTES LIKE BALROG POOP!!!
Well, now that you spat it on the floor, you're going to have to eat it off the floor!
Eww... *starts licking it off the floor*
*bursts out laughing*
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Twenty Minutes Later (Waiting for Pippin)... 🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓
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I CAN NOT believe what you made me do...
How long does Pippin have to take in the shower?
*comes out of the bathroom* I feel great! My glorious hair has got a new shine!
Wow! It actually does look good...
Who knew Éowyn's bad cooking could make such a great shampoo...
Éowyn: *rushes in* Oh my gosh! I accidentally gave you guys my home made shampoo! It looks very similar to my stew. I hope you haven't eaten it yet!
*looks at Merry*
*facepalm*
*bursts out laughing*
Éowyn: Oh, poor Merry! Here, I made some of my stew to make you feel better. *gives him a huge pot*
Oh. No.
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