A/N: I do NOT ship Merry and Pippin! I hate that ship more than anything!!!
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Hey guys! Another letter from--
A fan!
--a reader.
*grabs and reads* "Have you two ever..." *grows pale*
What?! *snatches and reads* Oh... *tears paper to shreds, pulls torch out of his pocket and burns it*
*blinks*
It was nothing. Nothing at all.
It wasn't NOTHING Merry! It was--
Pippin!
Ohhhh! Riiigggghhhhhtttt! *whispers* It was embarassing...
Sorry it got accidentally destroyed Tarwa.
Oh, no problem! I've got a spare! *pulls it out*
*faints*
Merry? Are you dead?
This one's from Lost_Wanderer. "I have a question: have you two ever kissed?" *stands there silently* Whaaat? *bursts out laughing* Oh my Gondor!
*shuffles about nervously* I think Merry's dead, Tarwa. He's way more important than a silly old question.
Nuh-uh-uh! What's your answer?
Um ... um...
*throws ten-second truth dust on him*
When Merry and I were kids, we did 'The Princess and the Pea' for a school performance. I was the prince and he was the princess. And they get married in the end, so wasn't a pretty sight. Also I sometimes wish for a magical unicorn to take me to the land of rainbow dreams.
*stands there silently*
Ummm ... next time give me the eight-second truth dust...
Agreed...
Pippin?
AH! MERRY! YOU'RE NOT DEAD! YAY!
I had the worst dream ever. Tarwa had a message from a fan asking us if we've ever kissed. It was awful! What happens if they find out that--
Ahem. Merry.
Yeah?
Hehe, funny story.
*glares* Yes?
Hehe ... um ... I've got something to tell you...
Oh. No. You. Didn't.
Oh. Yes. He. Did. *grins mischeviously*
PIPPIN!!!
YOU ARE READING
Only the Craziest - Written by Merry and Pippin
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