Hellooooo! So unfortunately Pippin and Merry aren't doing any dares today (please don't kill me), but they WILL react to the official Battle of the Five Armies trailer! Why? Because Battle of the Five Armies just came out and I am in love with it!
What's a Battle of the Five Armies trailer?
Let's begin!
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"Thorin..."
Pippin: Thorin?
"...you ... gave a promise."
Pippin: He gave a promise?
Merry: Hey, isn't that Bilbo?
*shot of Lake-town burning*
Merry: WHAT THE HILUGFUOIFEYBIYAKDHHDSFYFU?!
"You brought upon them only ruin and death."
Pippin: *sniff*
"You've won the mountain, is that not enough?"
Merry: This reminds me of Bilbo's adventure...
Tarwa: *facepalm*
*shot of statue falling*
Pippin: RIP brave statue. :(
"Now, we defend it."
Merry: YES!
Pippin: YAY!
"I came to reclaim something of mine..."
Merry: *groans*
Tarwa: What?
Pippin: It's miss Fabulous's father!
Tarwa: Wait, miss Fabulous?
Pippin: Wait ... Legolas is a girl, isn't she?
Merry and Tarwa: O_O
"This was the last move in a master plan ... a plan long in the making."
Merry: Gandalf?
Pippin: Gandaaaaaalf! *jumps up and down excitedly*
"These bats were bred for one purpose..."
Pippin: To eat?
Tarwa: You eat ... bats?
*shot of Legolas* "...for war."
Merry: Yes, Princess Legolas. *rolls eyes*
Tarwa: Just wait until the Legolas fangirls hear about this.
*shot of Galadriel kissing Gandalf on the head*
Pippin: Uh ... Celeborn?!
Tarwa: GANDALF. AND. GALADRIEL. ARE. NOT. IN. LOVE.
"Leave Sauron to me."
Tarwa: *hyperventilates* THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE LINES! *squeals* *faints*
Merry: I thought this was OUR reaction.
*shot of Sauron*
Merry and Pippin: *scream* *hide under the table*
"You cannot see what you have become."
Pippin: What has he become? A unicorn? *gets excited*
"Everything I did, I did for them." *shot of Thorin and Kíli together*
Tarwa, Merry and Pippin: AWWWWWWWWWW! <3
*archers moving in perfect synchronization*
Tarwa, Merry and Pippin: *marvel at the epicness*
*shot of trolls*
Tarwa, Merry and Pippin: DIE! *punch the screen*
Screen: *smashes*
Tarwa and Merry: *blame Pippin*
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Later, when the computer is fixed...
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"...while others fight our battles for us!"'
Tarwa: *starts sobbing*
*shot of Tauriel and Kíli together*
Merry: A dwarf and an elf? What is this madness?!
Tarwa: -_-
*shot of Azog*
Merry: He looks like you, Pip.
Pippin: Why thank you.
"You have but one question answer..."
Pippin: "When's breakfast"?
*shot of Tauriel being smashed against a wall*
Pippin: She died. She died, didn't she?
"...how shall this day end?"
Pippin: It's not about breakfast, BUT IT'S STILL AWESOME!
*lots of epicness*
Tarwa, Merry and Pippin: *can't take eyes off screen*
*shot of Bilbo and the Ring*
Merry and Pippin: NOOOOOOOO!
*title and credits*
Tarwa, Merry and Pippin: Woaaahhhh...
Pippin: WE ARE GOING TO SEE THAT.
Merry: YES.
Pippin: Even if Legolas is in it...
Merry: Yeah, we'll just have to deal with her royal highness.
Legolas fangirls: WE'RE GONNA GET YOU, YOU LITTLE ORC!
Merry: Lembas. -_-
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