DEH listens to Ben Platt's album

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Hey guys I know we're all feeling a little drained from the last ones, I admit things were said, so let's have an empowering song, huh?

"Sure, just get on with it will ya?"

Geez Larry, fine.

Wish that I'd known this feeling was coming
When I was crying over you

"I swear to fucking god, if another human bean hurts this precious child, I'mma shoot myself."

Jared can I speak at your funeral. I already have my speech planned. "He was Jared. That is all to be said."

"I would high five you for that." said Connor, laughing.

Now that you're gone, I carry nothing

"Cool, the boy don't need that asshole, that's okay." Alana said.

It feels like flying

Boy, I used to throw a party over every little thing you'd do

"Can I come?" Zoe asked.

"Oh, i wish." Heidi responded.

Never going back, never going back to that
Heartsick little lover boy who went and lost himself in you

"Yes an independent  man." Connor says.

"You say it like you're one," Evan retaliates.

"Maybe, I am."

"You wanna b-be, because that can b-be arranged."

The following is censored for many- many reasons.

'Cause now I'm feeling so brand

New, new, new
Oh, I've never felt so brand
New, new, new
Oh, I've never felt so brand

"Cool beat, it's more, i don't know bouncy?" Cynthia said.

"I mean she's not wrong." Zoe added.

I paid a price, worked and I wallowed
Burned all your letters just for fun

"That wasn't a coincidence, Ben knew he was quoting 'Liza!" Zoe said.

"Is it weird that I find him even cooler now. I MEAN IT'S A FUCKING HAMILTON REF!" Alana screeches.

All of that time is easy to swallow

"Hmph." Jared laughs.

Stop.

"What?"

You know what you did.

Now that I'm better
Oh, and somewhere in your room
I left my virtue and my favorite shoes

"I like how he explains this. It makes  him sound uber smart." Zoe says.

"Babe, lay down. You're drunk." Alana replies.

"On what? Music?"

"Somehow you found a way."

I don't want 'em back, never give 'em back to me
You can walk a mile in 'em, tell me how they feel on you

"Again with the analogies?" Alana states again.

"I told you h-he writes pretty well." Evan replied.

I'll be busy being so brand

"I know I've said this before, but damn, son, the vocals."

"RIGHT THO!" Heidi added.

New, new, new
Oh, I've never felt so brand
New, new, new
Oh, I've never felt so brand new

"I enjoy how he shifts key so effortlessly. It's a pretty smooth transition."

"Y'know what else is smooth?" Jared asks.

"Not you." everyone else said.

Ha they got you.

So brand new
Never felt so brand
So brand new
Never felt so brand

So brand new
So brand new, oh (so brand new)
No, I've never felt so brand new

It's pretty much just this for the rest of the song, not beefing but like, there ain't much to react to. Just makes ya feel good.

"Oh okay. Hey are you ever gonna tell us your real name?" Larry questioned.

Ha, no.

New, new, new (so brand new)
Oh, I've never felt so brand new, new, new (so brand new)
Oh, I've never felt so brand new

So brand new
I've never felt so brand new

"Oh, a deep voice too? Fucking wow." Connor exclaimed.

This was definitely one of the shorter ones, but hey still good.