Cock Roach Clusters

Chapter 3: Jelly Legs

Albus POV:

Elphias came in through the door as I stood up clumsily, flustered from the sudden action I had to take in order to avoid Gellert being seen. Unfortunately, being my best friend, Elphias knew something wasn't right.

'Is...everything alright Al?' He asked, walking over to me.

I took a step back and almost fell over, 'Oh me? Y-yeh everything is ummm fine!'

Elphie narrowed his eyes, 'where is he?'

I swallowed, 'W-Who?'

He rolled his eyes, 'I'm not stupid Albus! Look at you! All flustered and awkward!'

I blushed a deeper red, 'E-Elphie you know I'm always like this.'

He shook his head, 'Not with me you're not, move out of the way so I can find him.'

'No.' I replied.

Elphie glanced suspiciously around the room for places he could be hiding, 'I'll find him.' He rushed over to the cupboard and opened it, finding no one so he shut the doors again, 'Albus, where is he?'

I shuffled my feet, 'I uhhh don't know what you're talking about.'

Elphie sighed, walking back over to me, 'Move.'

I shook my head, 'No'

'Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore so help me Merlin I will find the guy who is sucking you off in here.' Elphie raised his voice.

'You won't find anyone!' I lied.

Elphie shook his head again, 'Albus, I've told you about literally every single sexual encounter I've had in my life why on earth do you feel as if you need to hide him from me! Especially since I know you've never done it before.'

I blushed, very aware Gellert could hear this entire conversation, 'W-well I ummm he isn't...I didn't...I-I'm not...I'm-'

Elphie's eyes went to the bed and then back to me, 'is he under here?'

I gulped, 'N-no.'

Elphie bent down to look

'NO!' I shouted

'Liar.' He smirked at my reaction, cocking his head to the side, 'Hello there,'

Gellert crawled out and brushed himself off, 'Good afternoon.'

I buried my head in my hands, feeling the warmth of my cheeks increase to about 100 degrees celsius.

Elphie turned back to look at me, 'Lookie here Albus! It's your German friend from Durmstrang you've been telling me about.' He beamed triumphantly.

Refusing to look up or say anything I kept my head in my hands.

Gellert tried to justify himself, 'Actually, Albus just gave me something to borrow-'

Elphie snorted, 'I don't think what you took is returnable.'

I looked up to give Elphie a huge shove, 'shut up!'

Smirking, Gellert said, 'I better go, it was a pleasure to meet you...'

'Elphias!' He said confidently

'Elphias.' Gellert repeated, 'Goodbye Albus.' He left the room and closed the door behind him.

Elphias crossed his arms, 'I think you have some explaining to do.'

I sighed, 'Elphias, it's not what you think!-'

'I'm sure it's not!' He said sarcastically, clearly amused.