Cock Roach Clusters

Chapter 4: The Goblet

I KNOW THIS WAS MEANT FOR YESTERDAY BUT I LEGIT JUST MANAGED TO RESTORE ALL MY LOST WORK OMFG IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED. Enjoy, love y'all ❤️

Albus POV:

'It's...so.....big,'

'I know,'

'Can you...p-please not push it in so fast, I don't want it to get stuck...'

'Since you said please,'

There was a loud bang

'Yes! Thank you!' I squealed in delight.

'Suck on it then,' Gellert requested.

I did as he said and voiced my pleasure, 'mmm it...it tastes so...good,'

Just then, the door burst open, causing me to jump as Elphias stormed into the room, 'What in the name of Merlin is going on in here?!'

I frowned in confusion, 'Gellert was opening a banger for me, you know they're one of the best sweets but they're pretty hard to open. This one is super sized see!' I held it up to show Elphie but he dismissed me like a stupid child.

'Right...yes of course, never mind,' Elphie rubbed his already bright red face with his hands as he seemed very embarrassed which is strange for him.

'Is everything alright?' I asked him in confusion.

He raised an eyebrow, 'Everything's Fine...what's he doing here?'

Me, still confused, gestured to the telescope that was pointing out the window, 'I was just showing Gellert the night telescope I got so that I can see the stars during the day,'

Elphie collapsed onto his bed, 'You're such a nerd Albus, in a good way of course,'

'Why thank you,' I beamed, turning to Gellert, 'I forgot to ask, when are they performing the picking ceremony?'

Gellert, who was adjusting the telescope, responded immediately, 'tomorrow evening,'

I turned back to Elphias, 'You're coming right?'

Elphie grinned, 'Maybe...depends if me and that beauxbatons girl are done in time,'

'Oh,' I went a little red at the fact Gellert was there, 'Well, I guess I'll be attending alone...do you know any Hogwarts students that have put their name forward other than Maguire?'

Elphie shrugged, 'I haven't been to the Hall, except for when I saw you there,'

I rolled my eyes, 'Goodness Elphie, what have you been doing all this...do you know what? Don't even answer that, it's pretty obvious,'

He chuckled, ruffling my hair, 'Don't worry Albus, you'll get laid soon enough-'

'ELPHIAS!' I yelled, taking my pillow and wacking him as hard as I could whilst all the blood rushed to my face. I glanced at Gellert but he showed no interest in the topic but there's no doubt he heard.

'What?!' Elphie laughed, shielding himself, 'I'm being nice to you!'

I shook my head, 'Stop pointing out my virginity to me every five seconds,'

Elphias has also noticed Gellert wasn't showing much interest so decided to say, 'We should find someone suitable for you during this year, in fact, I promise. What would you prefer, a Hogwarts boy or Durmstrang boy?'

I swallowed, 'I don't really have a preference-'

'Gellert,' Elphie called, finally causing Gellert to remove his eyes from the telescope, 'Where do you think Albus should look for a suitor? Hogwarts or Durmstrang?'