AU Sanses Boyfriend Scenarios (M4F)

How You Met

Undertale:

You were a bit confused. One moment, you're at your house, nice and calm, and now you're at a lively restaurant. Grillbys II? Your friend, (F/n), had dragged you here.

You were a more, 'Stay-At-Home-And-Watch-A-Movie' type of girl. You were way out of your comfort zone. You were sitting at the bar, since apparently it was a bar too, and eating fries (Sorry if you're a burger fan that's just what I pick all the time.) When your friend said she had to go for an emergency.

"Cmon, (Y/n), I'll only be gone for an hour or so. You just wait here. Or... are you scared~?" (F/n) teased.

You jolted, "Me? Scared? Ha! Never!"

"Alright, then I'm leaving ya here with the skeleton and flame monster bye!"

You froze. Skeleton? You glanced out of the corner of your eye, seeing your friend was correct. A skeleton in a blue jacket was sitting next to you. You only had one question at the moment.

How'd you not notice him before?

His gaze caught yours, and you turned away, pretending to be looking at something else. You glanced down at your fries, and continued eating, albeit much slower.

"Hey there, kiddo..." A voice uttered. You turned to the skeleton again, and he smiled warmly at you. "No need to be so rattled... I just wanna talk..."

You giggled a bit at the pun, "Well... I've never really spoken much to strangers..."

"Right... well, my name's Sans... Sans the Skeleton. You?"

"I'm (Y/n)... Nice to meet you, Sans..."

"Cool. So, I have a question for ya..."

"What is it?"

"Why can you never trust atoms?"

You were shocked that he knew this joke. Not many people you met knew what the joke was.

"Kid?" Sans smiled. "Is it normal for you to go into a shocked state or what?"

You shook your head, "No... anyways, could you please repeat the question? I'm not sure I heard it right."

"Okay. Why can you never trust atoms?"

You smirked, "Because they make up everything."

Sans' breath caught in his throat. "You... know that one?"

"I actually happen to love bad puns and jokes. As an example... I'll make it an easy and well known one... Why did the skeleton leave the party early?"

Sans shrugged, seeming genuinely confused. "I honestly don't know, kid. Why did the skeleton leave the party early?"

"After a few hours, he found it tibia drag!"

Both of you laughed at that. Sans got up after checking his phone.

"Whoops... I need to head home. Meet here again next week? Saturday is my day off." Sans asked.

You smiled, "What a coincidence. Same here."

Sans walked off, and you looked at the counter, smiling warmly. You had just met someone who likes bad jokes. Like yourself.

Underswap:

Okay, how did you get roped into this? You had been talked into going to this course of training. Apparently, you weren't fit enough for your friend's taste. So you were forced to train with Alphys, whoever that was.