Transformers one-shots

Dont put words in my mouth

Why don't you leave me alone? you're so cool and I'm so la-ame we are not same oh no we are not the same, I'm so lame. Youre so cool youre the baddest guy in school but I'm the kid that no guy wants to talk to, I'm so awkward it should be, should be a law not to be so awkward. So why don't you want me to be someone else, someone else~."

"Y/n.."

I shrieked and whipped around with a red face "C-captain! I'm so sorry you had to hear that.."

"Why? You sound pretty good.. need to work on your rhymes though."

"Noted.." I muttered "Why are you here?"

"Oh, I just wanted to check on you, everyone said they hadn't seen you in 2 days, I was going to ask if you were sick but you sound fine."

"Sorry I've just been enjoying my time off in my room and outside of base."

"Oh." Lennox smiled and nodded "so uh, who was that song for?"

"No one, I just.. like to make up songs in my off time, I wanted to be song writer but I just never got fully into it." I shrugged as my face darkened

"Yeah?" He chuckled "would of been nice. Oh, by the way, Sideswipe was looking for you. He told me he's been looking for you for about a week now but you're just never around or you leave the room when he walks in, crazy right?" He said looking at me

"Oh, I know. I'm trying to ignore him as much as possible.." I grumbled and folded my arms, glancing away

"Why?" He asked with the slightest of a head tilt

"He's just... annoying. He's been bugging me so bad lately I just had to escape him."

" Has he been harassing you?"

"No. Well.. kind of, just verbally."

"Its still harassment, y/n.. maybe I should talk to him."

"No! I mean.. it's fine, I just have to keep my distance."

He frowned but nodded "Well you can always come to me if it gets too bad, I can talk to optimus and we'll do something about it."

"Its ok, just.. Don't worry."

He nodded and left as I sighed and laid there in my bed, my face turned a bright red in embarrassment, Sideswipe has been bugging me and teasing me about my crush I'm just so over it.. I wish he would leave me alone and leave me to dream. Sure, my crush is amazing but.. He wouldn't like me.

I sat there and pondered about him as my face turned a bright red when I thought of some pretty dirty stuff. I whined at the thought.

The next morning I went to work and guess who found me.. yep, Sideswipe!

"So.. I heard you were singing about someone."

I wanted to breakdown and cry. I looked at him "so?"

"It was him, wasn't it?"

"Why do you care?"

"Because I want to hook you up."

I choked on my coffee I was drinking as I beat my chest as I coughed and gasped for air.

"Come on, don't act too surprised."

I looked up at him "Tell him and I will rearrange every fricking piece of you Sides!"

"So violent, you humans.." he smiled, amused

"I'm serious!"

"So am I." He said with a smile "I wanna help you not be so grouchy, you can't turn out like Ratch.."