Transformers one-shots

Megatronxsmol!reader ~ FUN SIZE IS BEST

Yes I made reader fun-size. Is this gonna be hilarious? You bet your kidney. I love fun-size bots like tailgate and rewind from IDW ♡•♡

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I sat on Megatron's lap, more like his thigh as my legs spread across his as he was working his glossa into my mouth, roughly might i add.. My frame was small enough, i was..what do the humans call it? A lap dog? I was Megatron's little lap dog..

He roughly grabbed at my hips to which I groaned, Megs was my lover.. ive known him for a very long time, longer before he was even named Megatron.. back when he was a miner, he met his petite security guard and he learned not to mess with me the hard way. Unauthorized to leave he left only to get a severe aft kicking.. by me. Oh yeah, make all of the fun-size jokes all you want but I was trained and had the right alt that's all that the council cared about.. until I was betrayed by the council. I ended up employed and had to quickly search for anew. I traveled halfway cross cybertron to find work and I did. Only to hear a century later a mech named Megatron had created a rebellion.. it sounded awfully familiar until I realized it was him. It took me a very long time to get to him until 1 fateful day. He found me and he asked if I wanted to rule with him. I told him I was rogue but he didn't care, he's never forced the decepticon symbol upon me but everyone trusts me, I've been with Megatron for so long they were hardly footnotes.. the conversation comes up every once and awhile he'll ask if i want to become 'official' and I recline the offer.. my post may be with the decepticons but I don't support either side, I do believe in their cause but I also see the reason behind the autobots fighting back.

I pulled away as I seen his smirk. I made his spark content, I was his little joy I always took away his deep concerns. And he did the same for me, dont misunderstand me either.. we're bonded, it'll be forever that I am with Megatron, we're not.. how you say 'one night and done'.. it sadly did used to be that way until we got closer and closer until we made it official.

One of his favorite activities is the authority game. I was the cop, he was the robber.. I punish him until I get my point across. He enjoys it, he found it silly the first few times just because I was fun-sized..

I pulled back as I stared up at his content red optics and smirked "You have a guest..." I said as I stroked his face plates

He glanced at the doors and then me, he wasn't too conflicted about it but he set me in his throne as I sat back and crossed my legs and he stood up "enter."

In walked Starscream and Knockout, knockout was all scratched up

I frowned at him "Knockout, come here.." I gestured him forth as I uncrossed my legs and leaned forward

"F-forgive me for presenting myself to you in this way, my queen.." he said as he stiffly walked over

I looked at him and made a spinning motion "turn around.."

"Uh okay.." he said as turned away

I looked at him and sighed "you were fighting with those wretched insecticons weren't you?"

"how did you know?"

"Hold still. Megsy... look at this.."

Knockout went stiff again as Megatron walked over and I pointed out the shard in his back armor

"What is it?" He asked as he looked over it

"Insecticon horn.." I said "Doctor, you may want to brace yourself."

"For whAHH!!" He cried as I pulled the horn from his back armor and showed it to megatron

"I will speak to hardshell personally.." he said