Peter Parker Oneshots

01; Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea

-Wednesday 16th June-

Peter was having a great day, it started off with the boy having his favourite breakfast, he didn't have to stand on the train ride to school and Flash didn't yell out "Penis Parker" as he usually does.

he was actually starting to think that his so called 'parker luck' was starting to turn around. But of course, his 'luck' ran out in English. With his least favourite teacher, Mr Murphy.
"Good morning students! I hope you're excited! Because our class has the once in a lifetime opportunity to visit... drumroll please!"

the class was completely silent.

Mr murphy coughed awkwardly before continuing.

"our class will be going on a field trip to Stark Industries! we'll be going friday this week."

the whole class cheered in delight, all except for Peter. whose face was currently in his hands while groaning.

Flash glanced over at Peter while smirking, this would be an opportunity all right. the class went by fast after the news and before anyone knew it the bell rang and the students fled out of the doors.

"Make sure to grab a sheet on your way out! We need your carers signature confirming that you can go. Oh, and Parker, i need to have a word with you."

Peter made his way to Mr murphy's desk only to be met with a disappointed look.

"listen Peter, i know it's been tough for you, it has been for everyone. but that is no reason to lie about something as big as having an internship with the Tony Stark"

Peters face remains blank for a moment before his eyes suddenly widen and he stars to shake his hands. "no no no, mr murphy. i do have an internship with mr Stark!"

"Peter, i think you may be using this as an excuse to get out of school, obviously we cannot tolerate this behaviour, so until you tell the truth you will not be going on that field trip. i've reported this to the principal and a family member has come to pick you up, please report to the front office."

frustrated, the boy quickly fled from the room, slightly slamming the door behind him. trying to move on from that subject, Peter wondered, Aunt may had gone on a small vacation, so who had come to pick him up?

the answer was Natasha bloody Romanoff.

-

arriving at the avengers tower, (no, peter had not gotten used to being in the avengers tower) natasha sat the boy down on the couch and asked him about what happened.

Peter unwillingly explained the situation to the expecting Avenger, which he slightly regretted seeing the look on her face.

"Peter, why don't you head up to your room and i'll talk to tony about it, he'll handle it."

Peter gives a slight nod and a purse of his lips before he walked in the direction of his room (which was on the 3rd highest floor) he mostly had the floor to himself, only the avengers were allowed anywhere near his room without permission from Peter himself.

Tony, being the smart person he is let Peter have the rest of the week off. Peter mostly spent the time in his private lab, yes he has a private lab. otherwise he'd be eating or hanging out with the avengers and probably doing something stupid with Thor.

Peter was currently in his room 'playing' as mr stark had called it, with his lego death star he promised Ned he would make. while he waited for Clint and Thor to cook dinner.

-

Down a few floors from Peter's room, were Thor and Clint, currently cowered in the corner of the kitchen screaming out profanities.

clinging to the wall next to the freezer, was a spider, the size of a hand, that was currently blocking them from getting any of the cold ingredients for dinner.

Clint had a thought and quickly ran out of the room, diving over the couch and grabbing his phone in the process, quickly unlocking it and opening google, he searched 'what works as spider repellent?'

peppermint oil, they thankfully had a bottle, Tony always leaves the weirdest things laying around. Clint swiftly grabbed the bottle and threw it towards Thor who was still in the kitchen. Thor frantically sprayed the liquid all through the room, the two avengers left for a minute or so to let the spider and scent clear out before they went back to cooking.

-

Peter was snapped out of his lego haze by the sound of FRIDAY informing him that dinner has been served. the boy quickly hurries out of the room with a quick "thanks friday!"

Peter quickly makes his way to the dining room and steps into the room before covering his mouth, looking sick. the boy let out a hissing (?) sound before latching onto a wall, probably leaving finger dents in the wall.

the avengers look at the boy weirdly before Tony stands and asks the boy what's wrong. "uh, could you just pass me my food please?" the avengers are quick to disagree, saying it's 'family dinner night.'

"it's just that, the room has a really bad smell to it guys."

"Fine, i guess we can have that tomorrow. Come over and get it"

Peter walks into the dining room, only to have the same reaction as before. Bruce finally breaks the silence, "now that i think about it, this room does smell a bit like.. peppermint?"

Thor smiles and raises his hand, "yeah! there was this spider in the kitchen and i heard peppermint acts as a spider repellent so i sprayed it everywhere!"

Peter purses his lips and looks toward mr stark, who's pinching the bridge of his nose,

"spider-man, peter, is literally spider-man."

the rest of the team blink in realisation, while natasha just shakes her head.

Peter didn't think the avengers were that oblivious. But apparently, he was wrong.

Next chapter is when it's the day of the field trip.
The one that Peter isn't attending