Eyeless Jack. Horrible pasta. It is just like 'I am asleep and I wake up to a missing kidney! Ermagerd! Hew derd thers herppen!?'
And then
'I might as well sleep. Oh, I heard a noise and woke up. Oh, hi there hooded, blur masked figure. Oh, you want to take my other kidney out? Sure, but first lemme take a selfie with you.'
I have a slight feeling that Eyeless Jack is loosely based off Jack the Ripper, seen as his name is Jack and they both are in England.
Not to mention this eyeless being eats the kidneys.
This opinion isn't as long as Jeff's, but that's because Jeff has a bit more to talk about.
So, basically Eyeless Jack is a Masked Jack The Ripper who runs around and cuts peoples kidneys out and eats them. Kidneys. Kidneyskidneyskidneyskidneys. Kidneys.
This is the end of this opinion, but first,
Lemme take a selfie *pulls out phone and takes selfie*
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