Slenderman, Splendorman, Trenderman, Sex Offenderman, Bartenderman, what do they all have in common?
They have men in their name.
They must be homosexual.
I already did a separate opinion on Slendy so
Gtfo Slendy
Splendorman, the Happypasta Slenderman
Trenderman, the Fabulous Slenderman
Sex Offenderman, the Hentai Slenderman
Bartenderman, the Dead Slenderman
Splendorman is kinda shit but kinda isn't, I mean, it's the fangirls picture of Slenderman. That he's the good guy who just wants to make all the little girls happy with his tentacles.
Other than that, he's pretty much shit.
I mean, not bad, no character is bad, but still. You can have an opinion, or else you wouldn't be reading this story cuz it'd be nonexistent.
Sex Offenderman, still kinda shit but not shit. Yet again, the fangirls second picture of Slenderman, the seductive man who wants to make all the girls happy with his tentacles.
Yet again, shit that isn't shit. Just didn't really have a good story though. "HEY I GO TO HELL AND THIS MAN IN SUIT HAD TENTACLES FOR HIS DICK YEYX
Realized I skipped over Trenderman, the homosexually fabulous Slenderman. Born from a photo of a store mannequin that looked like Slenderman (all of them do).
I don't know why I like Trendy, maybe just cause he's got 2muchsass4u like I can at times.
Bartenderman, also known as Tenderman, is a wtf type of pasta. It's Slenderman as a bartender. He's down in a cellar and gets into a fight with some bitch and Tendy dies from a bullet.
Like.
Dafuq.
That's not a pasta.
You can't make a horror story and have the monster die.
Well, then again, it's a parodypasta I think.
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