A Failed Overdose And A Chain Of Events [tree bros]

12 - You Say Boyf, I Say Riends

Warning: It's like... fluffier than a fucking rabbit wearing a wool sweater so don't sue me if you die. Sue Evan.

"For Evan's first kiss, he's pretty good at this," Jared said suddenly

Evan pulled away, and Connor smirked, looking sort of in awe. "Oh, that wasn't Evan's first kiss."

Jared, who had literally been on the edge of his seat, fell backwards, his cool posture broken. "What the fuck?"

"Yeah, who did Evan kiss that made him so comfortable with kissing you?" Zoe asked before realization settled on her features. "Wait a second."

"Sweet little Evan, how much brainwashing did Connor do?" Jared asked, wearing the same expression as Zoe.

"I figured," Alana said.

"I wasn't brainwashed, Jared. I-I mean, granted, Connor was drunk, and I was s-sort of trying to push him away. B-but it happened." Jared raised his eyebrows, looking almost impressed for a moment in time.

"Wait, you weren't drunk, but you still let him kiss you?" Zoe asked.

"I-I tried to push him away."

"Actually, Ev, I wasn't drunk the second time we kissed, and you didn't even try to push me away then," Connor reminded Evan, whose face was bright red.

"I...um, I...," Evan stuttered before he groaned and fell backwards onto the ground. "Can we just...talk about something else?"

"I mean, it is 4am, so we should probably sleep or some shit," Connor said, noticing how uncomfortable Evan was with the whole thing. "Hey, Evan, we should go... I don't actually have an excuse, but we need to talk. In the kitchen."

Evan followed Connor into the kitchen, although it was more like Connor grabbed Evan's wrist and pulled him there.

"I'm... really sorry, Evan," Connor said, leaning against the island counter.

"N-no, I'm not upset. There's actually something I-I've wanted to do for a... really long time. I'm sorry that's so weird, sorry. I just...," Evan looked up into Connor's eyes. "C-can I do something?"

"Sure?" Evan stood on his toes and kissed Connor again. It was soft and sweet and much quicker than the kisses that Connor had initiated, not even lasting a second before it was over. "First of all, woah. But Evan, do you really think we should?"

"I know, I know, I'm sorry, that's so weird, I'm sorry." (yes, I just quoted Evan's ramble about jazz band, sue me)

"Evan, it's fine. I just want to know what we are. I mean we've kissed so many times, and people are gonna start assuming things. I have to have the worst reputation ever, and that's gonna be put onto you just for associating with me."

"C-Connor, I don't care about y-your reputation. I just know that... that if i-it's okay with you, I th-think I wanna be your.... I'm sorry, c-can we be b-boyfriends?" Connor grinned.

"You're serious?"

"Y-yeah. B-b-but we don't have to, it was just–." Connor grabbed Evan's chin and pulled it towards himself. This time, it didn't end. (yes, Evan had glue on his lips and they were stuck like that until they both died)

** timeskip to a little bit later (like a couple minutes later idk how time works also I don't know how long people make out for I've never done that so y'know **

When Zoe walked into the kitchen to make sure nobody was dead, she saw Evan (he's a small boy aww) sitting on the kitchen counter, kissing her brother. Not to mention Evan had hickeys on his neck.

"Connor, what the fuck are you doing!?" Evan pushed Connor away as soon as he heard her, leaving Connor confused.

"Fuck."

Of course, Zoe's shouting brought Jared and Alana into the room. (to make sure nobody was being murdered)

"Wow, Evan's got game," Jared said immediately. "When's the wedding and can I be maid of honor?"

"Fuck," Connor said again. In fact he repeated it after that. Many times. Evan hopped down and grabbed Connor's hand.

"W-we're dating."

"Just don't fuck each other when I'm home," Zoe said, grabbing Alana's hand and leaving with her.

"You better not hurt Evan," Jared said before he followed the girls.

Connor smirked, looking down at Evan. He kissed the top of his boyfriend's head before he put his own head on Evan's.

"That went well, Ev."

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Seriously Connor and Zoe are my children, so don't hurt them or I'll hurt you

Just kidding

Am I really?

You don't wanna find out