YOONSEOK LIFE

Rawr(pt.1)

(W/N - This prompt was used as a oneshot- I got the idea from Ithildaeforever their writing prompt book- said no credit needed but im giving credit so YeEt- also sorry this took so long had a short writers block :( )(btw they have this system where you can find someone if you know them. like its magic alright. the magic only allows the person who knows the person the person is looking for lives. They will only allow it if only the person that is using the magic to find the person if the intensions are good. UwU)
(W/N WARNING - the dates are absolutely random and make 0 sense -) (there are 40 hours in a day-)(W/N another warning. Terrible humor- honestly click off while you still can this Its sHIt XD I-)

Yoongi POV

Date : July 1st 262XX. Time: 11:11

Dear whatever this is. I wont write a lot dont worry.

Today I have my first class in being a Dragon Vet!! Exciting right??? I wanna squeal-

Anyway . . . I got to go!! I'll write when i get back!!

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Date: Its da same still July 1st New Time: Sleep O'clock bitch but here i am

I just came back from my first class!! We didnt do much... Just introduce ourselves for EIGHT FUCKING HOURS. But that's fiiinnneee.

I made 2 friends!! Yeah he's taller than me. But being honest here almost everyone is taller than me here... EXCEPT THIS ONE KID(one of me friends) THATs SHORTER THAN ME BY 1 CENTIMETER!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!! AND THE OTHER KID THATS TALLER THAN ME IS LIKE- a head taller than me...

I have a question-
HOW
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
IS
SOME
ONE
THAT
TALL

Any gayyyy
My (2) friendsss let me describe them.

The Tall one.
He has very pretty hair.
Has very pretty eyes.
Has very pretty hands.
Has very pretty legs.
Has very pretty face.
Has very pretty arms,
Has very pretty(damn) butt.
Has very pretty lips.
Has very very veryyyyyyyyy pretty thighs.
Has super cute like low key cute smileeee.
This asshole is T H I C C in all da right places-
He is also super FuCkInG HOT- AhEm i mean he is a good friend of mine - if he weren't like a brother to me i would let him smash-AHEM-

The Short one.
He has very pretty hair.
Has very pretty eyes
Super adorable smile like -i just wanna squish and protecc.
He has super pretty handssss
He has very noIce ass like damn boi he be doin dem squatsssssss.
And his  L I P S Oh my gawd im jealous I-
Also has nice t h i g h s.
Very smol
Very cute
Also hot at the same time wtf-
Veryy pretty face.

You know what?
Their both fucking perfect from the inside and out-
And for me?? Im perfect in every way hoes.(yalll be thinking- Why is you checking out your friends? Dats how we are-It be like that sometimes though)

Any whoomstt

Their names??

Oh right- the tall one is named Namjoon
And the Short one is Jimin-( im older than both these bitches smh i feel old)

My name is Yoongi fyi - and im out!(p.s i'll write when im a  Dragon Vet bitchesss)

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