Do you still crave lettuce?
Percy: possibly...
Annabeth: hahaha guinea pig
Percy: whatever "Ms. Makeup"
Annabeth: you fell for it!
Percy: so did you!!!
Reyna: yep, thanks for that
Percy: she tried to murder me!
Reyna: come on... You were fuzzy and cute
Annabeth: we should have kept him like that
Reyna: yep
Jason: I have no clue what you're talking about, but... *waves lettuce in Percy's face*
Percy: *kicks Jason in the face and lunges for the lettuce*
Annabeth & Reyna: I think he still likes lettuce
YOU ARE READING
Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus Jokes
RandomProbably will have one shots and head canons. I don't own anything unless I clearly state I own it. I don't own Percy Jackson because Rick Riordan does. Blah blah blah, you've heard it all before.
