Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus Jokes

Soap (i own this one)

"Get back here you slippery little-!"

"Leo!" Piper shouted. "What's going on?"

"Well, you know how people keep dropping their soap in the shower because it's so slippery?"

"Yes"

"I decided to make soap that had little legs that could stick to walls, hands, bathtubs and other stuff. I also gave it a personality and the ability to talk."

"And the problem is?"

"It kinda, sorta, maybe escaped and is running rampant around the room"

"What?! Where did you see it last?"

"In that corner," he points to the corner near the door. "Climbing the wall."

"What?!" Piper had a bad feeling about this. She looked up. "Found it"

The soap was hanging over Piper's head. It let go to try and land on her. "Geronimo!" It squealed.

Piper and Leo scrambled out of its way. "Piper! Get the door!" Leo shouted just as the soap bar escaped. "Come on! We have to catch it!" The soap was sliding down the hall of the Argo II towards the mess hall and slid under the chair Annabeth was reading on.

"Ahhh!" She shrieked. " Soap Spider!" It did look a fair bit like a spider with eight mechanical legs. Annabeth dropped her book and climbed onto the table, still screaming. Piper climbed up on the table with her to try and see the soap.

"Leo! It's in the corner!" She shouted pointing wildly. Leo dashed towards the soap as it started to climb the wall. Percy, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Nico and Hedge all bursted into the room waving their weapons.

"What's going on?" Jason asked.

"SPIDER!!!" Annabeth shrieked. Percy joined them on the table and tried to calm her down.

"It's soap!" Leo shouted. "My magical soap in on the loose, we need to get the soap!"

Piper shouted commands at the soap using charmspeak. Frank chased it in cat form. Hazel tried to use the Mist. Jason flew around the room trying to dive bomb it. Annabeth shrieked while standing on the table. Percy tried to calm her down. Hedge chased it waving his baseball bat. Nico tried to shadow travel into its path. And Leo made soap traps.

It ended with Jason stuck in a net on the ceiling (one of Leo's traps). Piper and Annabeth lost their voices. Percy accidentally drenched Hedge and Hazel. Frank got stuck in cat form. Leo got stuck in his own trap. And Nico accidentally shadow traveled to Barbados. They never actually caught the soap. For all they know it's hiding in the engine room plotting their downfall. After that Leo wasn't allowed to give inanimate objects personalities.

(A/N: can you see the picture at the top?)