Okay, I decide to go through BoO and find the first thing each character says. Or at least the main ones. P.s. I'm not including flashbacks to when a character talked so yeah.
Piper: almost there. You're doing great
Jason: worst idea ever. Hazel's magic is too good. If I have to fight I'll be useless
Annabeth: it won't come to that
Reyna: Nico!
Coach: Pan's Pipes!
Nico: Whaaaaa!
Gaea: a few seconds you do not have
Leo: talk to the pants Piper! 'Cause the hands are busy!
Percy: hey, I'm a Poseidon kid, I can't drown. And neither can my pancakes
Buford: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
Frank: just sit down, Leo. We've got stuff to talk about
Hazel: that stuff is going to kill you
Nike: YOU WILL DIE NOW!
Victoria: I am Victoria!
Clovis: oh, hi... Sorry. Did I pull you off course again
Chiron: -things we can't control, now let's review our defences. Where do we stand?
Clarisse: our defensive line is mostly solid. The campers are as ready to fight as they'll ever be. We control the beach. Our trireme are unchallenged on Long Island Sound, but those stupid giant Eagles dominate our airspace. Inland, in all three directions, the barbarians have completely cut us off.
Rachel: they're Romans, not barbarians
Will: she's right. Everyone in our cabin has been affected. It's not just Rachel
Jake: probably the Roman dirt-wipe who's leading the attack---Octavian what's-his-name. If I was Apollo and my descendant was acting that way, I'd go into hiding out of shame
Butch: which would be suicide. With those Roman Eagles in the air, flying isn't safe. I've already lost two pegasi
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Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus Jokes
RandomProbably will have one shots and head canons. I don't own anything unless I clearly state I own it. I don't own Percy Jackson because Rick Riordan does. Blah blah blah, you've heard it all before.
