This isn't an actual joke. Maybe if I feel motivated at the end of the chapter I'll add one. Idk. Anyways, I'm just going to write random facts about me. I purposely said random and not interesting because I'm not interesting.
1) I am the middle child
2) I'm allergic to cats
3) I can't spell restaurant without autocorrect
4) My iPod is a mixture of music. One second you'll be listening to Maps by Maroon 5 and the next you'll be listening to Last of the American Girls by Green Day
5) I'm the youngest in my grade despite having a birthday in July (try to guess why)
6) I've been a book character for Halloween for the past three years
7) I can memorize 8 stanza long prophecies but not ten french vocabulary words
8) I'm part Irish
9) My real name is an Irish last name (bonus points if you guess what it is)
10) I've committed a portion of the Periodic Table to memory
11) I've been dancing since I was three
12) I couldn't sing to save my life
13) I've done Karate, Kung Fu and Taekwondo
14) I have no idea how to spell Taekwondo
15) I can't stand vanilla ice cream
16) the smell and taste of mint make me feel sick
17) I can open doors with my toes
18) I read Harry Potter at the age of six
19) my mom confiscated my Harry Potter books when I was 8 and she still hasn't given them back
20) I correct people's pronunciation and grammatical errors when they're talking instinctively. I don't mean to, I just do
Today at school since it's Halloween, I was wearing my costume. I was Rachel. My friend didn't dress up. She was wearing black rubber boots, black leggings and a black shirt that said "I am a ninja (you can't see me)". I insisted she was a ninja until we were waiting outside our drama classroom and I hit her with my blue plastic hairbrush. This is what happened next.(For the sake of the story her nam is Sam)
Sam: I can be Kronos since you hit me with the hairbrush!
Me: no! You're not evil.
Me: you can't be Annabeth either
Me: or Percy. That would be...uh...awkward
Me: you can't be Ethan either
Me: and since I'm Rachel, and I presume you don't want to be a random telkhine, you're Nico
Sam: I'm not Nico!
Me: you're wearing all black and your hair is messy. So you're Nico!
Sam: my eyes are blue
Me: well there isn't anything I can do about that
Sam: I'm not Nico
Me: fine. You're Ninja Nico
Sam: *facepalm*
-end of day at our lockers-
Sam: hey Rachel
Me: what?
Sam: I decided to call you Rachel from now on
Me: fine. I'll just call you Nico
Sam: dam it
Me: hehe
Sam: come on Rachel
-outside-
Sam: bye Rachel
Me: bye Nico
-Sam is half a block away from Me-
Me: SEE YOU ON MONDAY NINJA NICO!!!
Sam: BYE RACHEL!!!
So that was fun.
If you can guess my name or why I'm younger then everyone even though my birthday is in July I'll mention you next chapter :) comment what you are for Halloween (if anything *cough* Nico *cough*) if I happen to mention something that happened to me and I say Nico, it's really Sam, but yeah. Oh, and incase Sam is reading this MONKEYS ARE PURPLE, MONKEYS ARE PURPLE!!!!!!!! Inside joke. Byeeeeee! 😀
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Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus Jokes
RandomProbably will have one shots and head canons. I don't own anything unless I clearly state I own it. I don't own Percy Jackson because Rick Riordan does. Blah blah blah, you've heard it all before.
