A student's cursings on this wonderful world (Konosuba)

Chapter 4: My talk with Kazuma and my first night in this mansion

Hi I'm the creator and this is the story at 4.00PM. Main charecter-kun has a talk with Kazuma and spends the night at the mansion because he doesn't own a house. Their you go.

"Hey Kazuma, why'd you suddenly pull me close like that." I whisper.

"You just said the word Japanaese, are you from Earth!" He whispered

"Uh yeah I a- your from Earth!" I whisper.

"Yeah I'm Japanese, where are you from?"

"I'm from Enlgand."

"That's weird, Aqua told me they were only sending people from Japan."

"They must have changed the policy since the time that you came here."

"I guess, anyway what power did you pick?"

"You know JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?"

"Of course I do."

"I picked DIO's stand."

"How am I not surprised that was allowed."

"Is the magic balance here really that bad?"

"*sigh* yep."

"Anyway, what power did you pick?"

"I picked the useless goddess who brought me into this world cos she laughed at my death." He muttered.

"WTF, that was allowed...wait where is she then?"

"She ran off to defeat the devil king because it's the only way for her to return to whatever the void she lived in was called."

"It was purgato- DID YOU SAY DEVIL KING!" I shouted, scaring the other 3 who had been leisurely chatting.

"Calm down, what didn't the person seeing you tell you about that." He whidpered, bringing me back to my senses.

"No they didn... thats what they were telling me before I talked over her."

"You talked over them." He whispered looking at me with a face of dissapointment.

"I got excited when she said I could have any ability of my choosing, but anyway we should probably start talking to them again."

"So what were you three talking about?" I ask trying to casually get back into the conversation.

"Nothing much, I think we're more interested in what you two were talking about." Megumin responds, fuck looks like that didn't work

"It was nothing trust me...
(Megumin gives me a hard stare)
anyway do you guys think I could stay the night at yours, I don't have anywhere to go?"

"Sure you can take Aqua's room for now." Kazuma responds.

"Right, well why don't we head off now, we're clearly all done with our meals."

"I don't see why not." Kazuma replies

"I'm still hungry though..." Megumin replies holding.

"You just ate a whole chicken."Me and Kazuma reply.

"Fine, but you have to carry me on your back Kazuma."

"I'll grab you a snack." Replies Kazuma.

"I got it."
Time stop
I take two apples from the bar and leave the necessary amout of eris before returning to the table.
"Let time start again."
"Here you go Megumin." I say as I simply hand over the apples.

"How did you do that." Respond Megumin,Darkness and Yunyun.

"Secret."

It seems they hadn't noticed that Kazuma hadn't reacted.

"Anyway, you got your snack yso let's go."

"Sure thing, bye Yunyun." Kazuma and Darkness say before walking off.

As I follow them I ask them, "wait, Yunyun isn't in your party?"

"No, she's just my self-proclaimed rival." Megumin respond almost immediately.

"No, she's just a friend." Kazuma says going after Megumin's word.

"I wouldn't mind if you called me your self-proclaimed rival Megumin!"
Shes really fucking weird!

"Hey Kazuma."

"Thats me." I'm stealing that one.

"Is that your house in the distance?"

"Yeah I-
"See you there.
Time stop.

I arrive at the mansion just before time stop ends. Seems like they forgot to lock the door. I walk in and find a giant room, half living room, half kitchen greeting me.

"Holy shit."

This place is giant...oh yeah it's a mansion.

"How did he get here so fast Kazuma?" It seems they'd caught up

"Nice place you got here."

"Hey could you not use "that thing" so much." Kazuma said.

"Sure sure, it will be a pain if I have to keep saying secret everytime someone sees me use it."

"Anyway, so where is Aqua's room?"

"Oh it's the room with the blue door."

"Thanks."

I walk upstairs to find Aqua's room. When I finally reach it, I almost fall backwards from the smell.

"Fuck it reeks in here." I shout

"Sorry about that, Aquas an alcoholic." I hear Kazuma shout from downstairs.

Jesus, I thought my room was a mess!
Her bedsheet was hanging from a fucking shelf and almost the whole carpet was soaked with alcohol stains.
Why does she have a bottle of alcohol on her bed?

Will the help of The World, it takes about 20 minutes clean it all up. I decided to go downstairs and get a snack before going to bed.

"Oi, it's my turn on the Game Girl Darkness, you've been on for 5 minutes!

"You'll have to *pant* f-fight me *pant* f-f-for I-it."

"Is she always like this?"

"Unfortunately." Well that reply didn't give me hope.

"Darkness, give her the GameBoy or I'll take it from you."

" *pant* f-f-forcef-f-ful-l-ly!" She said with hopeful eyes.

"You won't feel a thing."

Time stop
I proceed to take the GameBoy from Darkness's hands and put it in Megumin's hands.
"Time starts again."

"Where'd it go!" Darkness shouted

"It's in Megumin's hands." I say as I take an apple out of the fruit basket

"Welp, I'm off to bed, see ya in the morning." I say as I wave goodbye and walk to Aqua's room before jumping on her surprisingly soft bed and instantly falling asleep.

There 4th chapter and yes I understand that Kazuma is nowhere near perverted enough but fuck it I can improve. But yeah I'm signing off.