A student's cursings on this wonderful world (Konosuba)

Chapter 10: Renovating the closet.

Just read the fucking story.

'The next day, we immediately got to work on the closet. First we move the boxes left scattered in the closet, then we move the paint and bed into the house.'

Aqua: Hey, can we have a break?

Liam: Aqua we've done basically nothing yet, I'm the one who moved the bed and I'm not even tired.

Aqua: But you have that black demon thing.

Liam: And you have only moved one box, one fucking cardboard box and you're tired, oh shut the fuck up.

Aqua: But-

Liam: Nope, I'm not listening to your shit. 'I bring out The World.'

Aqua: I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

'After that fiasco, we got straight to painting the wall. I painted the ceiling while the others painted ground walls. Aqua was the first to finish and soon took over everyone's duties except for mine.'

Liam: Now we can have a break.

Aqua: Yes, so wheres the GameGirl?

Megumin: I left it in the living room.

Kazuma: Where it always is.

'Aqua rushes for the living room, I activate time stop and take it before she can reach her and walk back to the other three. Time starts again.'

Liam:Oh fuck yeah theres duel-mon in this.

Aqua: KAZUMA, IT'S NOT HERE!

Megumin: Liam has it!

Liam: You fucking snitch!

'The next 10 minutes consist of me running from Aqua while trying to play duel-mon. Eventually I get bored and give it to Aqua.'

Liam: Here, I don't wanna play anymore, especially with that team.

Aqua: Whats wrong with my team.

Liam: First off they're way too low level for the part of game that you're  at. Secondly your starter is 20 levels ahead of the rest of your duel-mon, and thirdly, your team comp is shit, they're all water types.

Aqua: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY WATER TYPES!

Liam: Piss me off, I dare you.

'We mess around for a few hours, apply a recoating and wait for it to dry, then I move the bed in and just like.'

Liam: We're finished.

Aqua: That *pant* was *pant* so *pant* hard.

Liam and Kazuma: You did the least work you lazy piece of shit.

Aqua: How dare you!

                        *TIMESKIP*

Aqua:KAZUMA-SAN, LIAM, SAVE ME!

'We had decided to go on a quest to get rid of our stress from revamping the closet into my bedroom, clearly Aqua wasn't enjoying the idea.'

Liam: Shut up and fight it already.  'I activate time stop and bring her closer to the monster chasing and then deactivate time stop.'

Aqua: YOU BASTAAAAAARD!

Liam: And now, NIGERUNDYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU! 'I proceed to run as fast as possible away from the 3 headed dragon and back to Kazuma as I see him laughing at my reference.' 

Liam: So when should we help?

Kazuma: Give it a few min-

Megumin: EXPLOOOOOSION!

'We hear as a reckless little mage releases a bomb that starts to descend on the lion and AQUA!'

Liam: Za Warudo! 'I'm able to stop time just before the explosion consumes Aqua, I'm able to reach and grab Aqua in 5 seconds and just as I'm about to get outside of explosions range, my 9 seconds ends and time starts again,  I chuck Aqua before I'm consumed by the ball of death in front of me.'

Liam: OH WHERE THE FUCK AM I!

?: Calm down hero, you have died after saving your friend from guaranteed death.

Liam: Now I remember, 'I take a good luck at the woman in front of me,' hey are you, Eris?

?: How did you know?

Liam: Oh Kazuma told us all about you, he said how you were a real Goddess unlike the one up there.

Eris: He told you about me quickly huh, (Kazuma you better not have told your party that I'm Chris,) anyway we'll just wait for a while, usaully my senior revives Kazuma pretty quickly, while we wait why don't I give your stand a quick power boost and increase it's time stop to 11 seconds.

Liam: You'd do that, thank you very much.

Eris: Oh, theres no need to thank me, I'm just taking measures to make sure you don't die again.

Aqua: HEY LIAM, I REVIVED YOU SO COULD YOU TELL THAT EXCUSE OF A GODDESS TO OPEN THE GATE!

Liam: I AM SO SHUT UP, annoying bitch. Welp, you heard her Eris, if you don't mind?

Eris: Of course. 'She says as a gate appears in front of me.'

Liam: Nice meeting ya, at least if I die again I'll be able to talk with you. 'I say before walking through the door.'

'I open my eyes and see that I was in the field we had been in where we attacked the three headed lion.' 'As doon as I wake up I'm immediately jumped by Megumin who has guilt in her eyes.'

Liam: It's fine Megumin, you don't need to apologise, thanks to you, I got to meet Eris and get a power boost on my ability. 'She's taken aback my genuine happiness but seems to accept it as she wipes the tears from her eyes.'

'Aqua was thankful towards me while Kazuma and Darkness scolded Megumin despite me telling them I was fine.' 'We headed home and prepared for the day ahead, none of us noticing the person hidden behind the trees.'

?: You may have stopped the rest of the general's, but I will do everything in my power to protect my father.

End of part 10