Yeah I know I missed schedule and I'm sorry and I'll try to keep ideas in my head so this dosn't get boring to write but anyway no general premise, just somehow enjoy this piece of shit.
Liam: MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA, MUDA! 'I was saying muda every time I shot an arrow.
Megumin: Hey Liam, why are you shouting gibberish?
Kazuma: You speak Japanese?
Liam: Bits and pieces.
Megumin: Hey Kazuma, what's Japanese?
Kazuma: It's the ancient language. 'Wait, ancient language?',
Megumin: YOU CAN SPEAK THE ANCIENT LANGUAGE!
Liam: Like I said, bits and pieces, anyway, what do you mean 'ancient language'?
Kazuma: Someone from Japan made: a bunch of shit from our homeland, a robot that could effortlessly destroy everything, armour that was invincible to everything except a mana absorbing rocket launcher that he also created and the Crimson Demon clan. He sealed the crap from our homeland and armour in a cave and set the password to open it as the Konami code in Japanese.
Liam: ...You understand that this is why the rest of the world calls Japanese people weird, right?
*Timeskip*
Liam: How much further, I'm almost out of mana.
Darkness: Do you mean to say that the monsters may jump on board, allowing them to do whate-
Liam: I THOUGHT I KNOCKED YOU OUT! I say, positioning The World behind her.
Darkness: Yes, you did but please don't do that again, if you knock me out I won't be able to feel your hands going down my body as you abu-
Liam: That's it. 'The World punches her once and she slumps to the ground.'
Driver: Uh, we've reached the cave.
Kazuma: Okay, Liam use The World to take off Darkness's armour and throw it in the cave.
Liam:I'm not even gonna ask.
Kazuma: Okay, driver, take us a few meters away from the cave.
The driver simply complys. When we reach the destination we see all the Hawk-striches run into the cave.
Kazuma: You're up Megumin.
Megumin: Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Liam: Does she always do this?
Kazuma: Yep.
Megumin: Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortions! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders, and come frome the abyss!
Explosion!
As she said explosion, three red circles shining with a million lights, descended upon the cave and exploded. Once the smoke cloud dissapeared, the area was left in such a bad state, it was impossible to tell that there had ever been a cave there.
*Thud*
Liam: Holy shit! That was a..mazing.
'Megumin was just laying on the floor.' Megumin, you okay, you didn't die of a heart attack did ya?
Kazuma: Don't worry, this always happens when she uses explosion. She ends up using all of her mana when using explosion, which leads to her not being able to move.
Liam: Are you the only fucker in this party who has nothing wrong with them.
Kazuma: Unfortunately, yes.
Liam: Fucking great.
Well that ends chapter 7 and yeah I missed schedule again but I keep losing the will to want to continue this. But I will try to get tomorrow's part out on time and this is me signing off.
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A student's cursings on this wonderful world (Konosuba)
AdventureA student by the name of Liam Davis dies a very cliche death and is given three options that we don't need to go over because you already know which one he picks and if you don't your a fucking idiot, ok? Ok. Konosuba and any series referenced are n...
