I missed schedule I know but I'm losing the will to write this. The more I realise how shit this story is the more I don't want to continue this. I'm trying my best but, you know what fuck it, as long as I'm trying my best I'm doing great. No general premise just fucking enjoy it.
'It was night and we were resting around a campfire.'
Liam: So what stupid bullshit happened in the night?
Kazuma: A bunch of undead were attracted to Aqua but she's not here so we don't have to worry.
Liam: (Mutter) thank fuck.
(Normal) anyway, any of you bring anything to do, I usually have to wear my eyes out so I can sleep.
Kazuma: No, sorry.
Liam: Welp guess I'll do it the painful way. 'I snuggle into my sleeping bag, close my eyes... and proceed to have The World punch me. Next thing I know it's morning.
Kazuma: Why the fuck would you do that!?
Liam: Cos I wasn't fucking tired.
Kazuma: That is not a good excuse!
Liam: I don't fucking care.
Wait, where are Megumin and Darkness!?
Kazuma: Megumin probably went for her daily explosion.
Liam: Yeah that seems like something they'd both agree to.
*Timeskip*
Darkness had come back with visitable tears in her outfit and Megumin on her back.
Kazuma: (Unison) what do you know.
Liam: (Unison) what a ya know.
Darkness: Are we late. She said clearly hoping she'd been publicly embarrased by missing the coach.
Liam: Yeah, but.
Time stop.
As the carriage had just left, I would be able to catch up if I had The World carry us all to the carriage, as long as it's in range that is!
Liam: Well that was easy.
In my panicked state I'd forgotten how my luck stat was extremely high, with it, of course I'd be in range.
Megumin: How are we on the carriage?!
Liam: Secret.
Darkness: Now I can't be embarrassed. IS SHE CRYING?!
*Timeskip*
Liam: So this town is full of crazy people?
Kazuma: Yep.
Liam: So where would Aqua go?
Kazuma: Well she'd probably go to the church.
Liam: And that's it?
Kazuma: Yeah, nearly everyone here hates her because she accidentally turned they're world famous hot tubs into normal water.
Liam: Poor her.
*Timeskip*
We knocked on the door to the church of this city and a woman opened the door.
Kazuma: Hi, we're looking for a useless Goddess called Aqua, she in here.
Priest?: Yes she is, please come in.
K,M,D: Aqua, where are you?!
Suddenly a blue haired woman jumped on Kazuma.
Aqua: Why are you here?!
Megumin: We came to stop you from fighting the Devil King on your own.
Aqua: Oh, well in that case... PLEASE BRING ME BACK WITH YOU IT'S BEEN HELL RUNNING AWAY FROM MONSTERS AND THE TOWNSPEOPLE!
Liam: If the townspeople hate you so much why did you come here.
Aqua: I DON'T KNOW... wait, who are you.
Liam: (Ear whisper) I'm from Earth.
Aqua: Oh, that explains the clothing.
Liam: Wait you know what this is from.
Aqua: Of course I do, It's the clothes the main character from Fist Of The North Star wears.
I then proceed to strangle her till she falls unconscious.
Kazuma: Was that really nessecary?
Liam: She mixed up JoJos and Fist Of The North Star, of course it was.
Megumin: What's this JoJos and Fist Of The North Star.
Kazuma: It's something from our homeland.
Liam: Anyway, let's carry her home.
Megumin: How is Aqua floating?
Liam: Secret.
Darkness: Does it hurt her?! 'This fucking girl!'
Liam: No.
Darkness: *Moan* 'What the fuck woman!'
*Timeskip*
Aqua: Where am I, YOU! 'It seems she remembers me.'
Liam: We're on the carriage to Axel.
Aqua: How dare you attack a Goddess such as myself, I will teach you a le-
Liam: No wonder Kazuma hates you.
She snapped at that one and launched herself out of her chair and charged at me.
Liam: Bad move.
I have The World grab her in mid-air and put her back on her seat.
Aqua: That's not fair, I'm a Goddess so why don't I get a cool ghost man.
Liam: YOU CAN SEE HIM.
Aqua: 'Turn Undead.' 'A bright circle suddenly surrounded The World and me. When the circle dissapeared, nothing had happened to The World.
This bitch hasn't done her homework on what a Stand is. Good thing I researched the moves Kazuma told me Aqua had so I know what she just tried.
Aqua: WHY DID IT DO NOTHING!
Liam: The World isn't a ghost it's an embodiment of my spirit and determination... it's also the ability I picked meaning I actually only have it because it was accepted.
Aqua: If it was an ability given to you by the Gods' then I should have one too. 'I hope you don't get one, and if you do hopefully you don't get the stand of someone just like or you'd also have The World.'
Megumin: YOUR ABILITY WAS A GIFT FROM THE GODS'!
Liam: Oh yeah, you two are here
... SHIT!
Yeah I know I'm shit at keeping schedule, but I'm trying to keep going at this. To keep to schedule I'm gonna change it to 1 per week I'm sorry but I still hope you enjoyed and this is me, signing off.
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A student's cursings on this wonderful world (Konosuba)
AdventureA student by the name of Liam Davis dies a very cliche death and is given three options that we don't need to go over because you already know which one he picks and if you don't your a fucking idiot, ok? Ok. Konosuba and any series referenced are n...
