A student's cursings on this wonderful world (Konosuba)

Chapter 9: Buying supplies with Megumin and Darkness

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'It had been a few days since we found Aqua and we'd just returned to the mansion.'

Liam: Hey, guys.

Everyone: Yeah.

Liam: Where am I gonna sleep now that Aqua's back?

Aqua: Oh did you sleep in my room, well I expect living in the room of a Goddess was an amazing experience for you!

Liam: Actually, it was fucking horrendous due to the alcohol smell in the room.

Aqua: Huh. 'That left her speechless. Jesus how high up your ass do you need to be to be speechless after someone insults something about you as minor as that.'

Aqua: 'She starts shaking me,' HOW DARE YOU INSULT A GODDESS AS SUCH AS M-

*THWOOM*
Is heard as wind forms heading to my left and Aqua is sent flying to my left, she hits the wall and slides down.

Liam: Damn, these walls are strong!
'The wall only has a few cracks pointing out of the area that Aqua hit.
I'm so glad I picked this as my power.'

Liam: Anyway, do you have a spare bedroom or anything.

Kazuma: No we don't, but we do have a closet we don't use, we could change it into a bedroom in a few days.

Liam: One day if I helped.

Kazuma: True, alright that settles it we'll start work tommorow, today you and Darkness can go get supplies.

Liam: Understood, come on Megumin, lets go get supplies.

Megumin: I thought Kazuma said to bring Dar-

Liam: (Sticks fingers in ears,) LA LA LA, NOT LISTENING!

                       *TIMESKIP*

Megumin: Kazuma did say Darkness's name didn't he?

Liam: Yeah but she's a fucking nutcase.

Darkness: 'Pleasure noise,' he called me a nutcase.

Liam: AHH, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Darkness: Kazuma said Megumin would be too weak to help so he sent me.

Megumin: I'll teach him a lesson when we get back.

Liam: I'll help if he runs.

'We reach the store selling beds and enter the store after having the two wait outside.'

Clerk: Hello sir.

Liam: Oh hi, where are the expensive beds.

Clerk: In the back sir.

Liam: Thanks, 'I say before walking to the back.'

'The cheapest one is 600,000 Eris and is the same bed Aqua has, it's just as comfy as Aqua's.' 'I have The World carry it.'

Liam: I would like this bed and dark blue sheets and blanket.

Clerk: Of course sir, that will be 650,000 Eris please.

'I give the clerk the money and take my receipt, and then shrink the bed so I can get it through the door and enlarge it again as the shrink spell had a short duration and I didn't want it enlarging in my pocket.'

Liam: I got the bed, next up, the paint.

'We had Darkness get the paint, I asked for, and head home.'

Liam: We're back.

Aqua: 'Aqua charges at me,' HOW DARE YOU TREAT A GODDESS LIKE THAT!

Liam: Do you want a repeat of this morning?!

Aqua: 'She immediately strarts groveling at my feet,' I'm so sorry, please find it in your heart to forgive me.

Liam: Stop being such a narcissist and I'll consider it.

'We leave the supplies for tommorow outside, and have dinner.' 'It was lobster, apparently Darkness's dad had given it as welcoming gift for me.'

Liam: So, what does this taste like?

Darkness: Well it's quite sweet.

Liam: Fuck it, let's try it.

'I reluctantly chomp down on the lobster.'

Liam: THIS IS FUCKING DELICIOUS! 'I say before shoveling lobster in my mouth.'

Aqua: Hold on there, you should try the best way to eat them.

'This peaks my interest.'

Aqua: Put the shell on a fire and then pour alcohol over the shell, and then drink it when it boils.

Liam: Fuck it, I'm the legal age to drink alcohol in my own home according to the laws of where I used to live.

'I reluctantly agree and chig it after it's done boiling, she wasn't lieing, it's even better then last time.' 'Once I'm finished, I notice that Kazuma is only eating the lobster and not drinking it alcohol style.'

Liam: Hey Kazuma, something wrong?

Kazuma: What, oh it's nothing, just feeling a little tired. I'm gonna go to bed, see you guys in the morning. 'He's shit at acting.'

Liam: I think I'll hit the hay too, see you three in the morning.

M,D,A: Night.

'I follow Kazuma too his room and follow him in.'

Liam: Hey Kazuma.

Kazuma: AH, WHO FUCKING SA, oh it's you Liam.

Liam: So whatcha doing thats so important.

Kazuma: I'm not doing anything important I'm just trying to get some sleep.

Liam: Dude, your shit at acting.

Kazuma: I know.

Liam: So why weren't you having any alcohol.

Kazuma: Theres this service that lets you have wet dreams that you get to experience and remember and all you have to do is not drink any alcohol.

Liam: And where is this service?

Kazuma: It's in a back alley in town.

Liam: Well then you can enjoy your experience while I head out, buh-bye.

'Fuck, I need to check that out.'
'I jump on the couch and knock myself out with The world.'

Woah guys, Liam finally got a chapter out on schedule, ring the fucking bells because jesus must have descended if this miracle happened. Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you next week. Buh-bye.