A student by the name of Liam Davis dies a very cliche death and is given three options that we don't need to go over because you already know which one he picks and if you don't your a fucking idiot, ok? Ok.
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Holy shit! People are actually starting to read this! I would just like to give a huge thank you to the people who actually took time out of their day to read my fucking terrible fanfiction, I guess this is what people mean when they say you'll feel pride if you get even one person to see your work. But anyway I've decided to change the way dialogue is represented and here's a general premise: they fucking decide to go after Aqua, there.
I wake up to hear shouting coming from the living room, so I get dressed and come downstairs humming "wake up, get up, get out there." from Persona 5
(Here's the song if you've never heard it)
Kazuma: Oh, hey Liam, how are you doing...are you humming Persona 5 music?
Liam: Huh, oh uh yeah.
Kazuma: I respect you a bit more.
Liam: Thanks, but whats the commotion?
Kazuma: Darkness and Megumin keep argueing about why we should go look for that useless Goddess Aqua.
Megumin: But Kazuma, it doesn't feel right without Aqua.
Kazuma: If you don't shut up I'll use steal on you. He did a weird hand gesture while saying that.
Megumin: You perv. She said with a disdainful look.
I need to ask Kazuma some questions.
Darkness: ooh Kazuma, pleeaase use *pant* steal on me. Welp that answered my question.
Liam: Why don't we go find her, it's not like we have anything else to do.
Kazuma: But she's so annoying.
I pull Kazuma in so I can whisper my persuasive words into his ears.
Liam: Think about it Kazuma, you can force her to do work around the house.
Kazuma: She'd never do that she's too lazy.
Liam: Then threaten to take away her alcohol.
Kazuma: How did you know she was an alcoholic?
Liam: She had 20 bottles of wine in her closet.
Kazuma: Thats a bit of an exag-
Liam: I counted.
Kazuma: Oh.
Liam: Well have you made your decision?
Kazuma" Yes, (he turns to the girls,) it seems that we will be finding that useless Goddess after all!"
Liam: Alright but I'm buying some new clothes. I was still wearing my school uniform after all.
*TIMESKIP*
I came out wearing a long, black jacket (without the gold chain), black jeans, a grey shirt and a black hat that wasn't torn at the back.
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Megumin: That looks so cool.
Kazuna: I thought you had DIO's stand?
Liam: I do, I just like Jotaro's outfit, plus, for some reason it's yellow armour was black and it's hearts have been changed into white d-pads. It's also got a black cloak.
Kazuma: That makes no sense.
Liam: Yep it's certainly... bizzare.
Kazuma: Fuck you. I can't help but giggle at his anger.
Liam: Anyway, so where would Aqua go?
Kazuma: Well she's an absolute narcissist, so she probably went back to... 'that town'. I have a bad feeling about this.
Liam: Um, what's 'that town'?
Kazuma: It's where her... cultists live.
Liam: You know, suddenly I don't want to do this anymore.
Darkness: Are we going back to Axis! That bad feeling just got even worse.
Liam: Why's she excited?!
Kazuma: She was pelted with stones for being in the Eris order.
Liam: That settles it we are not-
I had to be knocked out by Darkness so that they could bring me along.
And so starts the journey yo find Aqua.Sorry for missing a day but fuck it I can have a lazy day. I might update the schedule to 1 chapter every 2 days. Anyway this is Liam, signing off.
