Multi fandom x Reader one-shot - Under Construction

What a mess - Country Human: Russia X Reader

The art above does not belong to me (wish I could draw like that), credit to the artist
Requested by: @TheseNightsAtJesse
A/N: Ok, sorry if this sucked a lot, I'm not familiar with the Country Humans and stuff...anyway....enjoy
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Reader's POV
' So uh...who's your...friend...?'
    
    Your friend gestures the ball-headed Russian in the kitchen, who's currently grabbing a bottle of vodka from the fridge.
    
     ' Um...I-I can explain,' You stuttered, looking over your shoulder and received a shrug from Russia.

     ' You see-' ' Hush child, it's ok, I'll call the police and they'll take it the scientists for further investigation,' your friend leaned towards you, placing their finger on your lip to hush you, ' No! It's not like that! I-' ' I get it, that thing hypnotized you to get you hide the fact that aliens exist! Don't worry!' They exclaimed, grabbing her phone to dial the police and received a weirder out look from the Russian.
      ' FOR GOODNESS SAKE, STOP INTERRUPTING ME! WHERE'S YOUR MANNERS (friend name)?!' Your friend's and Russia's eyes widen by your sudden outburst. The Russian hurries next to you, with another bottle vodka in hand, offers you a bottle, in which you decline. He shrugs and sits besides you, taking a sip of his vodka.
 
       While you're calming down, no one dares to speak, knowing they're be dead-meat if one of them does so. 
        ' Look, his name is Russia, he's a fictional character from CountryHuman or something. And how dare you call him 'a thing'!' You said in annoyance and with a dramatic tone in the last part. Your friend's face goes blank, processing the words you spilled out. ' Wait Wait Wait, let me get this straight,' they said, pointing at Russia, ' He is a fictional character, yes?' ' Yes,' ' Then HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HE HERE?!' They yell, throwing their arms in the air. ' Look man, I just found him in my kitchen one day, and believe me, I have no single idea how, it just happens ok?' You said a little louder back. ' No it's not ok! HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! IN THE REAL LIFE!' You raised an eyebrow, ' And how did you know this is the real world? This may be fictional and we don't exist in the real world,' you shrugged. Your friend's face drops, ' Are you high or something?! Do I have to take you to the doctors to give you a brain scan?!' You and Russia shrug. ' Look man, you invited me over to hang out, I'm not here to find out he's a fictional character!' You chuckle, ' First of all, you invited yourself over, second, he won't bother you at all! That's the big deal?' ' WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?! OH I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER HERE!' They take a deep breath, ' Screw you guys, I'm going home.' And they gather their things and leave the apartment.
   
     You exchange looks with Russia, and burst into laughter. ' Oh my god, that was hilarious! Am I right?' He shrugs and drinks his vodka. You dig your hand into your (h/c) locks, ' Well, that was a mess,' you chuckle, earning a soft laugh from the Russian. ' Da, it was,' you smiled and nudged his slender arms and give him a peck on the cheek. ' Bur seriously,' you turn to Russia with a dead serious look, ' I hope they actually don't do whatever they just said, or I'll beat their ass up,' Russia chuckled and returned the kiss, but on the lips this time, giving you a taste of his vodka-smelling breath, ' I hope so too, can I join you if you decide to beat them up?' You nod, ' Hell yeah.'

     And you two ended up snuggling in bed later, since Russia was very drunk and decided to do so. Who cares? You get a snuggle out of it anyway, but who knows what's his reaction when he wake up next morning?

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A/N
Sorry if this is late as fuuuuuck, but um, yay! I'm back! I was deciding to finish this after the trip to Canada but I decided to do it during the trip, heck, I'm typing this in Canada right now! Greetings from here! Anyway, I was planning to get a part two of the Blossom X Reader as well as getting a Mathew (Canada) X Reader (inspired here!)
As always, stay fabulous!