Hamilton one shots ;p

ship opinions

Okay here we go.

Theres prob gon be a p2 bc ill forget a few ships. Oops.

Also ps i will forget names so forgive me.

Edit: sit down, grab a snack. Take off your shoes. Because there are 29  ships, so get ready.

1. Lams. Super cute, and like  historically accurate so yes. Alex is best boy, Laurens is bestestest boy. Also all the fanart is adorable for these two.
9/10

2. Hamliza. Pretttyyyy adorable. Again historicall acurate so points. For some reason i dont find that much fanfic/art, so i think im not tooo committed to these babies but still like,,,adorable.
7/10

3. Whamilton. Ehhhhuuhhhhhhhhhsm. I...no thank you. I just feel like they got a father son relationship. And the shipping and smut feels like incest. Dont hate me, it just makes me uncomfortable. But if you like it no judgement.
I prefer to not say/10

4. Alex x angie. I think this one is really cure, but like no one obseesses with it. So again, since theres not that much content im sorta not toooooo dedicated.
4/10

5. Jamilton. At first i hated it bc HISTORICAL ACCURACY. But then i sorta went into a black hole. Its pretty cute and like....i like it? Id like to think that people can go from extreme hate to extreme love. Plus all the sarcasm and sexual tension is pretty a+ entertaining to me.
9/10

6. Alex x burr. Not too popular. I dont see much at all about these two, i only know about it from a suggestion i got a while ago (and the horror part 2 i did) i dont really feel anyway about them.
Meh/10

7. John x peggy. Sexuality is fluid my manz. And plus these two beans deserve each other they are muy muy adorable.
8/10

8. John x laff so as ive said way too many times i dont fee strongly bc there isnt much content. I think at this point ill make an abbreviation for all the folks at home. NMC (not much content) Other than that i feel like they have a lot of potential to be cute, and are a solid ship.
6/10

9. John x Phillip. Uncomfy! Same energy as whamilton. Yeah. Uh. Eh heh.
No thanks/10

10. John x Thomas. Cute! At first i was ew. But i came over to the dark side. They got jeffmads energy, and i stan.
8/10

11. Mullette. I CANNOT STRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM. otp. Best boys. I had two fucking books about them, and just--hhhhhh. I know that historically they never met, but shuuhuhhhshh. Let me have my fun. They are. Aaa. Like i kid you not while im writing this i can feel my heart square dancing.
10000000/10

12. Laff x george washingmachiene
Eh. Its like watered down whamilton. And yall know i dont stan. So. Eh
4/10

13. Laff x angelica. Okay so in the bootleg laff constantly tried again and again with angelica i find that adorable. Idk if this is a real ship, its something i found and i just-yes. I thought it was cute, but like no one else saw it? So...im all alone on my stan island.
9/10

14. Laff x thomas. Ive only seen like one oneshot on these two. It was cute. So. NMC.
6/10

15. Herc x burr. Very cute, i stan. In every one i see its like "burr was abused but strong herc protects him and CONSENT!!" and i find that concept cute. And i wrote a mullette book with almost the same plot,,,wait did this person copy me? [Jk its cool everyone gets inspo and its v hard to make something no one else has ever expirimented with]. I got off track here... Anyways ig I like the ship.
Like maybe a 6?7?/10

16. Herc x peggy. Cute, NMC.
6/10

17.herc x james. Cool ig. I see a lot of ones were theyre cousins so again,,insest. But if thats not the plot of your story ig thats cool. They got the same energy as herc and burr.

18. Aaron x theo. I like. Historically accurate, and also v v v adorable. At first i got confused bc i got dbe and didnt understand there was a theo sr. And a theo jr. So i was like "hold up this guy datin his daughter??!" And then i went back and got even more confused. And "wait for it" was a shit show. But i got there...don worry.
9/10 ps sorry

19. Kg3 x georgey washy. Eh. Its like jamitlon enemy stuff but less cute. I mean. Eh.
4/10

20. Kg3 x seabury. I think its cute. Its got some kinky shit, but cute.
7/10

21. Marliza. I stan? Sorta? Idk. I like the girl power concept. Like eliza dont need no man. Shes leaving you for your mistress. But also itd sorta be awkward. So idk.
6?/10

22. Eliza x angie. NO! no words. Yall ship this you nasty (dont hate me for this) incest is a no no for me. And the other ones were like father figures, brother figures, maybe cousin. But this is biological sisters, and that just doesnt toot my horn.
0/10

23. Angelica x thomas p. Its cute bc she has a crush and talks about him like middle school girls talk about tom holland. Nmc, but cute 
6/10.

24. Angelica x thomas j. Ehh. Again, jamilton energy, but nmc.
3? 5? Ig 4/10

25. Jeffmads. *cracks knuckles* MY BOYS! they are my other otp, i love them. They are so cute and so amazing and funny and sarcastic and like smut and adorable and james is cute and thomas is sarcastic and theyre so cute. And thomas was a fuckboy but like now hes changing for james and i love it so much. Im on the verge of tears.
100000/10

26. Philidosia. V cute, il the concept. Nmc. But adorable.
9/10

27. Revolutionary set. Ok. So im poly. And i appreciate this. I like the concept, and its v v cute. It gets me right in the feels bc its mullette and lams and whatever you call the ones in between. I love it. And like i like the idea of allof them being poly. Im again on the verge of tears.
10/10

28. Jamilams. I like it. Again, poly. And i think the boyos are v cute in this one.
10/10 ps i have a draft for this ship, maybe ill start writing one day

29. Jefferson x madison x hamilton poly, so it gets my ok. But if im overanalyzing here, i think in the stuff ive seen, madison sort of gets lumped in with jefferson, so his charecter (which i love) gets lost. So :( also it always seems like the set up for their relationship is jeffmads needing sex at a meeting for the bank. Which is uncomfy. Like no no. We need a good wholesome moment. So. Ig.
9:(/10

So i went back to edit and its physically impossible. I think i was drunk/high when i did this sorry. Congrats for reading all that good job. Sorry if impared me offended you. If you have a different opinion about any of these beans its cool, we dont have to agree, if you want leave a request and ill still write it for you.

Im tired and hungry. Good night.