Hamilton one shots ;p

merde! (r)(s)

animeloverkatz wanted mullette smut, but with bottom herc (zesty)

Also OriginalAndEdgyName reminded me it the next release would be the 69th oneshot so i piblished this instead of a flip flopped world. But dont worry theyll porbably be next.

You cant stop this, its my otp. Its gods will. (Gods Will starts playing in my head at max bass.)

Also, im in public as im publishing (wrote this last night) and im too paranoid to edit so....sorry!
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John plopped on the couch with a bucket of popcorn, while Lafayette laid with his head resting in my boyfriends lap. Lafayette and Hercules had known each other forever, but only just started dating.

Both men were loving it. It wasnt awkward, or forced. It was just easy, and they knew each other well enough that it seemed second nature.

"Non, mon ami, we arn't watching Moana again." Lafayette said, making their carribean friend sigh.

"Why not?" He whined.

"Second time this week, lex." Hercules said, hand playing with Lafayette's hair.

"We'll watch Little Mermiad instead." John suggested, which made the man smile.

Lafayette and Hercules exchanged a look, but John waved them off.

"You two wont even end up watching it. Youll just make out or leave to fuck." Alex said, logging onto netflix.

"Fair point." Lafayette said, shrugging. Hercules didnt respond, as he was turning beet red and afraid the first word out of his mouth  would come out quite stuttered.

"Why so quiet Herc?" John asked through the popcorn that was crammed in his mouth.

"N-nothing...i-" He stuttered out.

"Am a virgin!" Alexander joked ti John and Lafayette's amusement, but the man didnt laugh.

"Wait really?" Lafayette asked, aittingup to properly look at the man.

"...I came close.." he said.

"Oh fuck he is a virgin." John said.

"Don't worry, I'll change that, mon beau." Lafayette said confidently, pecking the man's red face before lying his head back down.

John and Alexander laugged hysterically, but eventually the movie loaded and they forgot all about it.

But it was all Hercules could seem to think of. No matter how hard he tried not to, he couldnt help but hyperfocus on the wieght of Lafayette's head in his lap.

Soon enough, the man had a problem.

"Hercules do you have a boner?" Lafayette whispered, a smirk playing on his face. The other two in rhe room didnt hear over the sound of Alexander belting out Sebastian's part.

"..maybe.." He admitted shamefully, covering his face with his hands.

"Well come on. Maybe Alex was right about the movie."

"About the movie?" Hercules asked, his face hot and red.

"Abiut us sneaking out to fuck." Lafayette said, sitting up and dragging the man out of the room, both trying to be as silent as possible.

Lafayette found John's bedroom, and snuck in, closing the door behind them.

Before Hercules ciuld even start to ask one of the man yquestions he had, Lafayette pinned him against a wall, kissing him furiously.