Damien: I'm really into dark humor.
Scott, turning off the light: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Damien: I want to fuck you
Vicky: Can you be more romantic?
Damien: 💞𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊💞
Oz: I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake
Damien, calmly stirring his coffee: Fuck you, I prefer it with salt
Vera: Did you have a plan?
Damien: I THOUGHT ADRENALINE WOULD TAKE OVER, BUT IT DID NOT.
Damien: I hate fake bitches
*looks into mirror*
Damien: except for you sis xoxo
*skipping stones on a lake*
Vicky: Wow it's such a beautiful evening
Damien: *whispering* take that you fucking lake
Liam: why are you reading my diary?
Damien: Oh, this? I just thought it was a really sad book.
Damien: I like fishing. It relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
Oz: What's the gayest thing you can say?
Damien: You.
Oz: ...
Vera: I have this cool snake oil thing-
Damien: Is it flammable?
Vera: Yes but-
Damien: I'll take 500.
Damien: School is like prison. I should know I've been to both.
Liam: *reading the Daily News* It says here someone tried to fight the giant squid.
Damien: *covered in ink* Well maybe the squid was being a jerk.
Scott: *softly* did you win?
Damien: *accidentally hits Oz in the face*
Damien: *trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay?"
Damien: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Damien: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Vicky:We are not doing that.
Damien: Mistlefoe.
Vicky:Damien, no.
Damien: [singing a folk song] Polly cracked corn, and I don't care! Liam cracked corn, I still don't care! Damien cracked corn, and he is great! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!
Damien: I deserve better than this! I'M DAMIEN, DAMN IT!
Damien: first of all, I am not a bitch
Damien, putting a hand on his hip and posing with a knife: I am the bitch
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