Oz, with the most serious of faces: gender is real
Oz: ...
Oz: *bursts out laughing*
Oz: *gets down on one knee*
Oz: *gets down on both knees*
Oz: *lays down on ground*
Oz: *doesn't get up ever*
Scott: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth
Liam: What is wrong with you? You're a hazard to yourself.
Damien: and a coward. do twenty
Calculester: Do you want to talk about it?
Oz: *lying face down on the carpet* Why would you automatically assume something is wrong?
Vicky: early to bed early to rise burger king meal with burger king fries.
Amira: Late to rise, late to bed,Burger king burger on burger king bread
Vicky: Eat at morning, eat at night,I participate in a burger king fight.
Polly: i slap my ass i slap my thighs tonight is the night the burger king dies
Miranda: in the sky, in the trench,the burger king blood-thirst will never be quenched
Vicky: and now for a gay update w/ Oz
Oz: Getting gayer.
Vicky: thanks Oz
Polly: mr sandman
Polly: bring me a rat
Polly: make it the softest that i've ever pat
Polly: the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet
Brian: Why'd you get banned?
Polly: touched the rat.
Brian: ... What rat?
Polly: chunky cheese
Amira: Bill Nye told me that he thinks you're gorgeous
Oz: Tell him that he's very very wrong and or has horrible taste
Scott: you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice
Vicky: Whats "lab safety"? if im going to be a scientist im gonna look cute! if i get radiation poisoning that's on me!
Damien: i cant it goes against my moral compass
Vicky: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL!
Damien: "My dearest beloved fuckos" is a fun, gender- neutral way to begin a speech.
Vicky: See also: "Esteemed bastards".
Amira: "gentlefolk ferals and domesticated cryptids"
Oz: my fellow yees and haws
Amira: truth or dare?
Oz: Truth.
Amira: how many hours have you slept this week
Oz: Dare.
Amira: go to sleep
Oz: I don't like this game.
Oz: im here, im queer, and my anxiety is severe
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Incorrect Monster Prom Quotes
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