Amira Texting Oz at 3 AM: can i just say bounce is such a weird word like you know how in fanfics when theyre you know why use "bounce" "Oh mAn look at That hE's bouncing on a cock" like why thats so fucking WEIRD durrrrbounce
Oz: ...
Amira: AND ITS ONLY WHEN THEYRE LIKE you know riding agadfhdab like come on man just use grind like the rest of us losers
Oz: lmao
Amira: or roll hips but please im begging no more bounce you know what else is weird "slam"
Oz: oh g o d
Amira: S l A m bounce and slam are not good words only in that context tho slam just sounds so violenty
Oz: honestly they're like terrible words
Amira: like BAM now ur pelvis is fucking SMASHED take that loser
Oz: fhdnseu LMAO
Amira: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE .... wet
Oz: moist
Amira moist is eh
Oz: well given the context which is worst???
Amira: probably moiset
Oz: moiset???
Amira: MOISET another word cock no no dick dont use dick its so childish
Oz: tube steak
Amira: nO! meatrod dont fuckin use that either DONT USE LIKE h us ky mmmmyeshuskyvoicesonice
Oz: lol
Amira: dont use jizz ever or man juice or peepee juice anything that sounds weird as hell dont use it
Oz: stop please....
Amira: DONT USE VAGINA ANYTHING ELSE
Oz: yee
Amira: but thats just so technical and weird sounding
Oz: i mean same with penis
Amira: slit is weird too but not "he put his penis in" ew
Oz: nasty
Amira: C U N T now that
Oz: lmao
Amira: that is ok its got the right amount of 🥴
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