Oz: Hahaha, what if we yeeted ourselves off the second story railing.
Oz: Jkjk.
Oz: ...Unless,
Oz yeets them self onto the floor.
Amira: country gnomes,
Vicky: take my bones
Amira: 2 a place ,
Vicky: they dont belong
Brian: See, shit like this is the reason it's hard to turn my back on you guys. Who else is gonna say shit like this?
Oz: WEST VIRGINIA
Vicky: *yeets book across the room*
Brian: *Look of disapproval.*
Vicky: it said global warming was fake
Brian: Oh, that's fair then.
Amira: Don't correct me!
Liam: DONT BE WRONG!
Brian: if i saw a ghost, i'd simply bust it.
Amira: the ghost or
Brian: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oz: i dont have a gender
Oz: i ate it
Oz: i ate my gender an now i dont have one
Vicky: A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE DIED TODAY, DAMIEN.
Vicky: WAS IT WORTH IT?
Damien: Eeeeeeeeh, I don't know. In situations like this you've just gotta follow your heart.
Damien: Mine says to stab people.
Oz: time to commit game over
Scott: you can't commit game over, we just got off mine craft!
Oz: i can game over in real life
Scott: *Staring longingly into the distance*
Scott: I wonder what im thinking about...
Oz: i love it when the gender options are male / female / rather not say because then i get to be like shhh my genders a secret
Oz: people ask me if im a girl or a boy... im vibin
Amira: the worst thing you can say is "don't worry about it."
Amira: like, dude, what flavor is that ice cream?
Damien: dont worry about it
Amira: i mean, i wasn't worrying about it before, but i am now
Amira: what the fuck is in your ice cream?
Liam: Imagine how much more humanity could get done if they didn't need to sleep. You could do so much if you didn't have to waste hours being unconscious.
Scott: but sleep good
Scott: C- Can I be your Minecraft boyfriend?
Amira: we've been dating for years now sweetie
Scott: pleeeeeese????????
Amira: of course babe <3
Oz: Did you know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell
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