Vicky: What if you just woke up and Bill Hader was you mom???
Oz: *chuckles* So like it was mPreg?????
Vicky: No you were a test tube baby
Amira: I wanna die of the rona
Oz: nO
Vicky: I was born and raised in New York
Polly: What part?
Vicky: All of me except my left arm, she's Russian
Damien: You're not gonna stop staring at me like a lost puppy until I let you keep it, are you?
Vicky, holding another kitten: [shakes head vigorously]
Scott: I have a question.
Miranda: Shoot.
Scott: In the word scent is it the s or the c that is silent?
Liam: Fuck you. I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Miranda: Okay well cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I'd say the S.
Scott: But sent is also pronounced the same way.
Liam: AGGHH! Okay, google says the c was added in in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.
Polly: Plot twist. Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.
Liam: Polly isn't allowed to talk anymore.
Calculester: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one when Liam is away?
Polly: The other day, Scott stuck his hand in the toaster while it was still on because he wanted his toast right that second.
Scott: Damien had eaten ice cream with a knife because he wouldn't acknowledge that it was his turn to do the dishes.
Damien: Polly once crashed the car into the sidewalk because she saw a dog.
Vera: I can't deal with the shit they pull without wanting to murder one of them.
Calculester: I'll never question it again.
Scott: Im gonna say the n word
Scott: *Inhales*
Scott: Nachos
Scott: Anyone want nachos im hungry
Vicky: We can't tell anybody about this.
Oz: I just told Amira.
Amira: I only told Brian.
Brian: I only told Polly.
Polly: I told many, many people.
Leonard: give me a V!
Calculester: V!
Leonard: give me an O!
Calculester: O!
Leonard: give me an R!
Calculester: I don't like where this is going
Vicky, stroking Damien's hair: you're so adorable
Damien, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now
Vicky: I know
Oz: you were stabbed. do you remember anything?
Vicky: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Oz: that wasn't an ambulance. i drove you
Vicky: but i heard a siren
Oz: that was Amira
Amira: i'm sorry i got nervous
Liam: you know, the average body has like... 500 nerves
Oz: yeah and somehow you manage to get on every fucking one of mine
Oz: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Vera: Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
Oz: ...glasses
Oz: Whats the time?
Vicky: Lemme check
Vicky: *pulls out saxophone*
Vicky: *REALLY LOUD SAXOPHONE NOISE*
Damien: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING!!??
Vicky: its 2!
Damien: Vicky do you like me?
Vicky: no
Damien: D: oh no you're just like everyone else!
Vicky, death glaring at him: Bitch I was gonna say I love you but now you got all depressed come here
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