Polly: Does that one farm still have the chocolate milk?
Brian: No
Polly: Aw really damn I wanted to vibe with the cows. I want to know the cows im sucking.
Scott: DAMIEN'S THROWING BALLS AT MY NUTS
Vicky: Multiballs
Scott: YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S GONNA KIRBY SUCK THE WEINERS?!
Scott: rah-rah Rasputin something something sour cream
Polly: HE WAS A CAT THAT SMOKED A WHOLE BONG
Vera: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are the same song but from different perspectives,
Joy: I'm literally begging you to stop.
Damien: No, let her finish.
Brian: And that's the end of the story. thanks for listening!
Polly: I didn't listen to a single word you said lol, but your voice is soooooo pretty.
Brain: Would you like me to tell it again?
Polly: Yeah but I won't listen.
Polly: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM?!?!
Vicky: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Damien: You know I'm not really a jewelry person
Vicky: You don't have to wear it.
Damien: Nah I'm gonna wear it forever fuck off.
Oz: I'm always feeling like 'Wait did I just do something unforgivable?' But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late.
Liam: I would just like to voice my disappointment in modern architecture and it's distinct lack of gargoyles.
The Coven: The strength of our spells are entirely dependent on how gay we look while casting them.
Oz: I'm a simple person, I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months.
Scott: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Amira: Scott, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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