✓SEASONS [JAKE GYLLENHAAL]

shí sān.

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十三

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞.

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PINEAPPLE

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD OH MY
GOD OH MY GOD

PIZZA
OH MY GOD WHAT
HAPPENED

WHATEVER IT IS,,,

I'M ALREADY ON THE
WAY TO MY CAR WITH
A BASEBALL BAT TURN
ON YOUR LOCATION BABY

PINEAPPLE
I ALMOST BROKE
DOWN AT THE PARK
TODAY

PIZZA
you what?!!

btw welcome
homEEEE!!!!

PINEAPPLE
thank you, adraaa!

HUGO CLIMBED UP
A TREE TODAY

PIZZA
that's my
boy!! 👏

PINEAPPLE
no you don't understand
alkjalkjs as soon as hugo
went up there, levi
BEGGED to go up too and
i have no idea how to
climb up a tree

and then when he got
down i tried teaching him
how to ride a bike
but hugo just wouldn't

i honestly felt like crying
because my own son
doesn't listen to
me anymore

PIZZA
you only know how to
climb jake aYE 😏

PINEAPPLE
ADRA PATEL 😳

PIZZA
right right right

back to the topic where
my godson demonstrated
EXCELLENT tree-climbing
skills jklsja

PINEAPPLE
well, it wasn't excellent 🤔
he kinda got a few scrapes
and bruises even after i
repeatedly told him not
to climb but he
did anyway

he succeeded after 6
attempts and stayed on
top of a branch for 10
minutes just observing
the leaves

PIZZA
hmmm. . .

honeslty, rosie, i
don't see the
problem??

PINEAPPLE
okay i'm fine with
the whole climbing
thing

i guess what sort of
ticked me off was that
hugo hardly listened
to me

am i that bad of
a mother
already? 😣

PIZZA
probably just typical
child rebelliousness
rosie

and HEY you're a
good mom!!!!!

PINEAPPLE
good moms don't
leave their children
for months

PIZZA
but good moms DO build
a better world for their
children to live in AKA
what you're currently
doing 😉

PINEAPPLE
😶

hugo wants a treehouse
now so we're currently
near hard-ware store
eating ice cream 😥