✓SEASONS [JAKE GYLLENHAAL]

shí bā.

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十八

𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝
𝐭𝐨𝐩-𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

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LOML is calling!

ACCEPT | DECLINE

"hi, baby! i see
you and levi are
having a nice day.
i'll be home aro—"

"jake."

"is something
wrong, rosie? are
the kids okay? are
you okay?"

"yeah, yeah.
uhm—"

"are they giving
you a hard time
at work? i think
that's why you're
calling, right?
because you left
abruptly. . ."

"jake! please. . .
just stop talking
for a second."

"okay, okay. i'm
just freaking out
a little bit. . ."

"i am too. . .i just
talked to hugo's
principal."

"principal? he was
at the principal's
office?"

"yes. . .he did
some things
today."

"like what?"

"like speaking in class
when he wasn't called
and executing bad
manners to
his teachers."

"what kind of 'bad
manners' did they
tell you about?"

"miss sanchez—his
science teacher—said
he wouldn't make
eye contact and he kept
interrupting her. though
each one of his answers
were correct, hugo didn't
even raise his hand."

"of course his answers
are correct. our kid is
a genius—and i'm not
exaggerating."

"i know. at one point,
he questioned miss
sanchez: why do we
need to raise our hand
when we answer when
we don't do it in normal
conversations?"

"he is correct though. . .
so is he suspended?
detention?"

"the principal advised
me to take him to
see a doctor. they—
uh—they think
he might have
something."

"like a disorder?"

"i don't
know, jake."

"hugo is fine. maybe
he was adjusting to
his school, rose."

"yeah, maybe he was
. . .i think we should
still take him to see
someone though."

"nah, the faculty just
probably wanted you
two out of their hair
because their asses
got handed to them
by a seven-year old."

"hm. okay."

"he's fine, rosalie.
shake it off. come
on."

"wow, sounds like
one of your
ex's songs."

"i love how you
find this hilarious."

"on behalf of the swifties,
thank you jake gyllenhaal
for breaking her heart.
because of that,
she produced
amazing hits!
with genius lyrics
by the way. . ."

"hey, it's 2019, rosie.
come on."

"and i know it's long
gone, and that magic's
not here no more. . ."

"baby, please don't
start singing."

"and i might be
okay, but i'm not
fine all!"

"okay, okay. i'll be
home for dinner,
rosie. don't make
our sons deaf
please."

"har-har. very
funny, jacob."

"hey, i love you."

"uh-huh. guess i
love you too."

"i'll take
that."

". . .jokes aside, i
really do love
you, jacob
gyllenhaal."

"it must be your
lucky day, rosalie
ren. coincidentally,
i feel the same way!"

"aw. . .i'll see you at
dinner, okay?"

"yes, ma'am."

CALL ENDED!

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PIZZA
hey wanna do
something top secret
that no one should
absolutely
know about????

PINEAPPLE
what does it cost?

PIZZA
everything.

jk jk,, i'm
no thanos

just a day with
your nephews and
some dumplings
maybe?

PINEAPPLE
pick me up in 5 mins

PIZZA